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YES, GORY BE! http://stupidevilbastard.co...

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and, 'Why is the Liberal Media so obsessed with celebrity ("patriot") child molesters?'

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"Musket!"

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My old neighbor, at midnight on New Year's Eve/Day?

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Cruz is a truly ignorant jerk who thinks guns are toys that grown men should be able to use to terrorize everyone else and he really doesn't understand that the Civil War was fought and WON to preserve the union, not to let all those stupid southern states go their own way; thus no confederate flag of any sort should be displayed since it represents evil. Perhaps Cruz should go back to wherever he came from and learn some American history before he runs for an American office. He is NOT qualified.

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Because he doesn't have a mind to blow, right?

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Sweetie? Being REALLY good at 'Call of Duty' does not translate into 'military service.' Now take your juice box and cookie and go sit in the quiet corner, okay?

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"Kill the Wabbit, eh?"

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Rabbit season, no Duck season, no Campaign season!

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Democwat season!

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If only Congress had prevented time-travelling Obama from appointing him.

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Why are these people so desperate for tyranny?

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It also helps if he isn't an obese bubba with delusions of chuck Norris apotheosis.

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Rafael would be mortarfied by that tank.

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You got that right! Only because where there are no guns, nobody can get shot...and we can agree on that, right?

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