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When you are a Republican and on a roll, the facts don't matter.

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"and found freedom in the United States, where any boy can grow up to be president, even if he’s a Canadian Anchor Baby."

Hey Wonkette, can you eliminate that term from the writing in the future? Even in excellent snark y'all can elevate the national dialogue. Because we know the Republicans won't. Might I suggest Ted Cruz Canadian Asshat, Douchebag, or Moose Turd. Thanks.

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It was actually 2005, when Teddy was Solicitor General of TX.

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The State Department just said that once Rafael can show that he can touch his "Beak" with his belly button,,,

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And, since it's OYR, a Mediterranean climate (with extra fog).

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Oh, Piyush, you ignorant slut.

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< Comic Book Guy voice > Excuse me, but the Red Sox are in the American League, so a pitcher would not bat. < /Comic Book Guy voice >

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I don't know why, because I really hated piano lessons, but the fact that my childhood piano teacher was a passenger on the S.S. St. Louis makes me really want to tell Ted Cruz to go fuck himself.

My piano teacher was returned to Europe, but managed to get to the UK. Later, from there, he made it to Chicago, where he made my 10 year old life a hell of Sonatinas.

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Damn tricky, those Castro Brothers. First, they clear out the mental hospitals and send the inmates to Florida, where George W. Bush "wins" the presidency, thus undermining the appeal of gringo "democracy" throughout the world"... then they activate sleeper agent Cruz to take up his mission of destroying U.S: institutions from the inside.

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Or Nixon's head in a jar, Futurama-stylee.

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It's not the crazy, hateful shit these fucknozzles say, it's the crazy, hateful fucknozzles that cheer it, at their "rallies".

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Ah! Good point well made! But who knows, in 50 years, Gary Bettman's son could be commissioner and have done away with the designated hitter, negotiated a blinding tv deal with The Horror Channel, and the Berlin Red Sox could now be playing in the Central European Division.

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Not to mention your arugulas

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Jihad Noir. I like it.

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Um no, Rafael Sr was once one of Castro's commie buddies that helped overthrow Batista, so as a former communist, he probably shouldnt have been allowed entry into this country.

We would be a good deal better off if that were the case...

Have a great day!

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My hope is that he would get 'sodomized' or at least 'gomorrahlated'.

Have a great day!

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