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No, just Texas sized assholes. Like Ted.

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Aw, suck it up, Ted. You've got the bucks to stand on principle. Dig into those deep, deep pockets and get yourself your own health insurance without the help of that socialist commie Ocare.

Besides, what insurance company wouldn't want to suck up to the next President of these United States by offering a sweetheart deal no one else in the country can get? That should get them a primo spot at the main table at the inauguration.

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Don't forget, if anything unexpected happens, he can always set up a GoFundMe page. That's ideologically pure.

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Let's find out. You get Ted, and I'll get the rubber gloves. (Lube optional)

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Wait a minute. I thought that was a Vulcan concept.

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Maybe he could go back to Canada and get that single-payer they have that we can't for some reason.

(Greedy right-wing assholes and the cretins who vote for them are the reason.)~

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actually in several states (mine, IL is one) once open enrollment is over you can't buy minimum essential coverage (read: quality insurance) off or on the marketplace (this is an agreement b/t DOI and the insurers). you can buy crap but you can't buy a real plan.

of course ted and family qualify for a special enrollment period as they legitimately lost coverage (they did) so they have 60 days to get enrolled.

maybe they'll forget.

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this is true.

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I thought Canadians all HAD healthcare.

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Seriously, is he Cuban? I thought his father was from Puerto Rico. As in Puertoricanadian.

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Gosh. He's not even......... a man.

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You mean this clusterfuckfest is going to get even better?

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I could never vote for a Canadian Anchor Baby for President.

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All too seriously.

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He's going to repeal and replace yesterday's statement.

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As if the premiums will be more than 0.01% of the last Golden Sacks bonus his wife hauled in.

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