Just in case you were worried that we hadn't heard enough stupid ideas from the Git Tuff On Roosha wing of the GOP, Ted Cruz weighed in Monday with his own suggestions for what could be done about Russia's invasion of Crimea: Instead of just imposing wimpy mom-jean sanctions on Russia, how about going full Cold War and moving some antiballistic missiles into Eastern Europe, so Putin knows we Mean Business?
Canadian-born Sen. Raphael Cruz should remember what President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby said during the Cuban Missle Crisis: "We're not going to start World War III by mistake."
Poland will be <i>thrilled</i> to host our <strike>gesture of meaningless aggression</strike> missiles, which will not in any way be seen as a pointless provocation of Russia right on its own doorstep. It&#039;s not like Poland stands in the way of connecting Kaliningrad to the motherland, or anything awkward like that.
Poland and Ukraine just called: they feel they haven&#039;t soaked enough blood into their soil yet and are wondering if NATO could please try again.
Rolexes are too cheap for the super rich. This is why Patek Phillipe exists. Plus you need a Maybach to be driven to the store in, or they probably won&#039;t even let you in. (The watch will still be far more expensive than the car.)
McCain, also. Apparently he has <i>some</i> shame, it&#039;s just interesting what it took to bring it out. Of course, the inane warlust isn&#039;t the part McCain hates, he&#039;s probably trying to remember where he left his saber so he can join in the rattling.
We have always been at war with PutinAsia.
Yes, but when we enter the Russian oilfields and are greeted as liberators.... this shit will pay for itself!
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice....um....
Canadian-born Sen. Raphael Cruz should remember what President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby said during the Cuban Missle Crisis: &quot;We&#039;re not going to start World War III by mistake.&quot;
Yes, saber-rattling is a proven vote getter.
Crimea = RWNJ Viagra
<i>Smug asstwat</i> is Ted Cruz&#039; <i>Blue Steel</i>.
This x1000.
Poland will be <i>thrilled</i> to host our <strike>gesture of meaningless aggression</strike> missiles, which will not in any way be seen as a pointless provocation of Russia right on its own doorstep. It&#039;s not like Poland stands in the way of connecting Kaliningrad to the motherland, or anything awkward like that.
Poland and Ukraine just called: they feel they haven&#039;t soaked enough blood into their soil yet and are wondering if NATO could please try again.
Hasn&#039;t Russia Today already reported that they are?
Rolexes are too cheap for the super rich. This is why Patek Phillipe exists. Plus you need a Maybach to be driven to the store in, or they probably won&#039;t even let you in. (The watch will still be far more expensive than the car.)
Those caves are surprisingly well equipped.
Does work fantastically well on the British, though.
McCain, also. Apparently he has <i>some</i> shame, it&#039;s just interesting what it took to bring it out. Of course, the inane warlust isn&#039;t the part McCain hates, he&#039;s probably trying to remember where he left his saber so he can join in the rattling.
*Roger Daltrey scream*
Gross, Ted Cruz touching missile tips three ways with Cheney and McCain.
It would do wonders for supercar sales. Too bad Mclarens and Bugattis and Koenigseggs aren&#039;t made in the US.