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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

And half the students wanted to be put to death instead of being forced to listen to him.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Imagine if our mass media actually informed the audience, as part of the event coverage, when a presidential candidate says something that's unambiguously false...

undercover epicurean's avatar

The Chicago Teachers Union also opposes Common Core. Ergo, Ted Cruz is a filthy commie Canadian-Cuban sleeper agent. INPEACH!!!1!

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

I read that attendance at his speech was mandatory, so it was probably much more than half.

dshwa's avatar

I think he stops the Chemtrails first.

Akira Bear's avatar

LOL. yes. I know my avatar is loud. I am a high school reading teacher and I am sick of seeing my kids increasingly shut out of an education by this - what is essentially - a war that has been declared on public ed.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Liberty University's "Common Core" program:

There are no wrong answers if you are blonde, and your legs look fantastic through a glass desk.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Lower taxes, probably.

Or make war with Iran.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait, did Rick Santorum announce, or something?

Baby_Raptor's avatar

Liberty's lack of credibility is a feature, not a bug.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

We'd be hearing about how the Liberals persecuted him because they hate god.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

I seem to remember Mittens promising that too.

Oddly, Mittens isn't president...

Baby_Raptor's avatar

And that's why you're not a Republican politician, Symmetry. Obama is what's wrong with everything.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

I've seen the way Common Core teaches math.

I took algebra 1 three time and geometry twice. They put me in stupid people math after that. I'd never have graduated under Common Core stipulations.

BackDoorMan's avatar

So... Liberty University, then?

Akira Bear's avatar

God, I hope we can do better than that guy.