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...FYI, I meant that in jest

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...binges? Who me?! NEVER!!!!

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...meh, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican? All the same shade of brown 2 Republicans

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This is a trick question, right?

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CLANGG!

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chicken shit fuckweed? Too long?

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Make it so, sir. Make it so.

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P+1.

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John Wayne's real name Marion Morrison. The Senate needs a hundred senators named Marion. Or Michelle Obama.

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It's the thought that counts.

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A 10 year old Hispanic kid in Texas sends $10 to a screaming racist?

That's rich.

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Well, maybe for beer.

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...thank you Wonkette for reminding me why I piss in a soda bottle and mail it to the Heritage Foundation each year on Jesse Helms birthday

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Actually, Cruz's first contribution was to Strom Thurmond, but he sent in back with a short note saying "I don't need your sp*c dollars." Unrequited love.

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Hell hath no fury like a wingnut scorned.

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