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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...FYI, I meant that in jest

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...binges? Who me?! NEVER!!!!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...meh, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican? All the same shade of brown 2 Republicans

bobbert's avatar

This is a trick question, right?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

chicken shit fuckweed? Too long?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Make it so, sir. Make it so.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

John Wayne's real name Marion Morrison. The Senate needs a hundred senators named Marion. Or Michelle Obama.

Vienna Woods's avatar

It's the thought that counts.

Incoming Ham's avatar

A 10 year old Hispanic kid in Texas sends $10 to a screaming racist?

That's rich.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...thank you Wonkette for reminding me why I piss in a soda bottle and mail it to the Heritage Foundation each year on Jesse Helms birthday

schmannity's avatar

Actually, Cruz's first contribution was to Strom Thurmond, but he sent in back with a short note saying "I don't need your sp*c dollars." Unrequited love.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hell hath no fury like a wingnut scorned.