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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...FYI, I meant that in jest

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...binges? Who me?! NEVER!!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...meh, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican? All the same shade of brown 2 Republicans

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bobbert's avatar

This is a trick question, right?

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bobbert's avatar

CLANGG!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

chicken shit fuckweed? Too long?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Make it so, sir. Make it so.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

AOT, K

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Fartknocker's avatar

P+1.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

John Wayne's real name Marion Morrison. The Senate needs a hundred senators named Marion. Or Michelle Obama.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It's the thought that counts.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

A 10 year old Hispanic kid in Texas sends $10 to a screaming racist?

That's rich.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Well, maybe for beer.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...thank you Wonkette for reminding me why I piss in a soda bottle and mail it to the Heritage Foundation each year on Jesse Helms birthday

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schmannity's avatar

Actually, Cruz's first contribution was to Strom Thurmond, but he sent in back with a short note saying "I don't need your sp*c dollars." Unrequited love.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hell hath no fury like a wingnut scorned.

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