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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Right? Although from accounts I have been reading, the cornholers in Oregon were even crazier and dumber than most people know. The FBI-despite my impatience for action-did well to avoid a bloodbath

WampusKat's avatar

If God looks like Grandpa Munster... sure, I totally see the resemblance.

[There's a proliferation of Ted Cruz vampire images on the Interwebz, coincidentally.]

danteardenz's avatar

Yes,and NONE of them had," Judeo Christian values ".

We have a Senate based on Greco Roman Ideals ,and a Constitution with Enlightenment Foundations.Nooo " Bybull " ,Old ,or New, to be found .

Boko999's avatar

Stop saying Cruz got hisself anchored in 'Merka. He's a Cubo-Merkin anchor baby birthed in a pre-universal health care Canada. I'm sure we wouldn't allow such things now,

DahBoner's avatar

Behold the Mother of God...https://media.giphy.com/med...No supper for Eddie Munster tonight!

DahBoner's avatar

What a totally ignorant interpretation of "liberal" comments.

DahBoner's avatar

Yeah, God was all about individual liberty. Just ignore all these asinine rules I pulled out of my ass and just think for yourself, He never said.

DahBoner's avatar

God, I hate BMW owners.

the batshit sutras's avatar

Not to admit being an old fart, but Robot Chicken is the most awesome tsunami of relentless pee inducing batshit genius since Rowan & Martin's Laugh In.

ahughes798's avatar

Evan, you have truly topped yourself, nay, you have won the entire inter-tubes for an entire year. It was the perfect mix of vomit inducing photos, terror and dry-heave producing Bibble verses. Good job, Sir!

thirdeblue's avatar

So, I die and visit the Almighty God in Heaven and I realize that he has a face I just want to punch right in the mouth, consequences (and likely myself) be damned.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I blame a rare and devastating combination of astigmatisms.

Lazy Media's avatar

Looking forward to Ted spinning a 15-point loss to Trump in South Carolina into a win. Oh, wait, I'm NOT looking forward to that thing, which will happen.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Jeb is just harking back to the Boy Scout motto, "Be unprepared." Or something like that.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That would explain why his campaign reminds me of the Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company.