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Right? Although from accounts I have been reading, the cornholers in Oregon were even crazier and dumber than most people know. The FBI-despite my impatience for action-did well to avoid a bloodbath

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If God looks like Grandpa Munster... sure, I totally see the resemblance.

[There's a proliferation of Ted Cruz vampire images on the Interwebz, coincidentally.]

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Yes,and NONE of them had," Judeo Christian values ".

We have a Senate based on Greco Roman Ideals ,and a Constitution with Enlightenment Foundations.Nooo " Bybull " ,Old ,or New, to be found .

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PuppyMonkeyBabby.

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Stop saying Cruz got hisself anchored in 'Merka. He's a Cubo-Merkin anchor baby birthed in a pre-universal health care Canada. I'm sure we wouldn't allow such things now,

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Behold the Mother of God...https://media.giphy.com/med...No supper for Eddie Munster tonight!

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What a totally ignorant interpretation of "liberal" comments.

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Yeah, God was all about individual liberty. Just ignore all these asinine rules I pulled out of my ass and just think for yourself, He never said.

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God, I hate BMW owners.

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Not to admit being an old fart, but Robot Chicken is the most awesome tsunami of relentless pee inducing batshit genius since Rowan & Martin's Laugh In.

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Evan, you have truly topped yourself, nay, you have won the entire inter-tubes for an entire year. It was the perfect mix of vomit inducing photos, terror and dry-heave producing Bibble verses. Good job, Sir!

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So, I die and visit the Almighty God in Heaven and I realize that he has a face I just want to punch right in the mouth, consequences (and likely myself) be damned.

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I blame a rare and devastating combination of astigmatisms.

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Looking forward to Ted spinning a 15-point loss to Trump in South Carolina into a win. Oh, wait, I'm NOT looking forward to that thing, which will happen.

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Jeb is just harking back to the Boy Scout motto, "Be unprepared." Or something like that.

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That would explain why his campaign reminds me of the Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company.

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