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Pull my finger

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Cro magnon libul!!1!

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Especially when it's their own...

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And then he can go back to shitting his pants, for the rest of what would hopefully be a long, miserable life.

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Wasn't he the creepy uncle in Pippy Longstocking?

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Momma's don't name your sons Ted. Just don't.

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You know, both of my sons can do that, and I haven't the faintest idea where the control is.

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I am so sorry, once for you and especially your sister, second because the a**hole got away with it...just HORRIBLE! But not surprising :-( blue wall and all.

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<i>Jaybuss Aytch Crackerjacks</i> is it time to start drinking. I'll be in the kitchen with the 120 proof bourbon. The better to prepare me for the tidal wave of smug racist shit jelly that will surely pour forth today ...

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Kickstarting a fund to send Ted a lifetime supply of our favorite salted rat dicks. Sign up and contribute at wonkette dot com.

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Also, ignorant pants-shitting super-morons like this have always been with us. Some of them will be with some of us Thursday. We can only hope that their bile makes their tummies ache.

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I thought he was gonna say the only thing that stops a bad cop with a gun is a black teenager with a gun.

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HA! Al "not so" Sharpton! "Black Klansmen"! Goddamn but that Ted is a clever guy. His mind is moving so fast that to the rest of us it seems slow. I'm talking Einstein here people. Ted might appear to be an ignorant, redneck bastard with only one undamaged brain cell but that's only because he is so far ahead of the rest of us. It's like the Theory of Relativity - his brain is moving so fast that it's come back around as the mind of a small racist child, or something like that.

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I googled that ...

First he has to get a majority of Electoral Ass Suck College votes. Then he gets sworn in. After that, he kneels behind your ass and starts sucking.

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Since I haven't opened the link, is Nugent one of 15 Medieval Hygiene Practices That Will Make You Queasy?

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