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Lot_49's avatar

And the usher said, "Jeez I gotta get a better job than this."

fuflans's avatar

so what exactly are you saying about keith richards?

bobbert's avatar

As in "Get me Rhea, stat?"

WA Bishop's avatar

She might have been distracted by a hookworm infestation. I'm just speculating here, but it is a possibility.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Ted Nugent spends his time running around with his dick in one hand and an AR in the other. Doing something to actually benefit humanity is far too much work.

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We need to ____________ Ted, with votes.

(I'm working on it . . . it's not easy. Ted "Pant Nuggets" Nugent needs to run for office.)

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It wasn't a database fault -- the program just quit, half way through.

schmannity's avatar

Let's see. Who was governor of Alaska in 2007 when the database fault occurred?

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's like he's an artist and asshat is his medium.

bobbert's avatar

Real Joe Walsh Libel!

bobbert's avatar

Medium? He's at least an X-Large asshat.

ValiumNation's avatar

Maybe we can send him into space on the Bieber flight. What could go wrong?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I had to write a U.S. Constitution test for my Government students to pass when I first started teaching. How many of these so-called experts in recognizing the sexual assault of historic documents do you think could pass it?