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And the usher said, "Jeez I gotta get a better job than this."

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so what exactly are you saying about keith richards?

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As in "Get me Rhea, stat?"

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She might have been distracted by a hookworm infestation. I'm just speculating here, but it is a possibility.

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Ted Nugent spends his time running around with his dick in one hand and an AR in the other. Doing something to actually benefit humanity is far too much work.

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We need to ____________ Ted, with votes.

(I'm working on it . . . it's not easy. Ted "Pant Nuggets" Nugent needs to run for office.)

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It wasn't a database fault -- the program just quit, half way through.

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Let's see. Who was governor of Alaska in 2007 when the database fault occurred?

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It's like he's an artist and asshat is his medium.

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Real Joe Walsh Libel!

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Medium? He's at least an X-Large asshat.

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Maybe we can send him into space on the Bieber flight. What could go wrong?

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I had to write a U.S. Constitution test for my Government students to pass when I first started teaching. How many of these so-called experts in recognizing the sexual assault of historic documents do you think could pass it?

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