Ted Nugent Lonely, Would Like To See His Secret Service Pals Just One More Time
Blah blah blah, hang Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama from the neck until dead, treason treason barfgargle, Ted Nugent is a very serious man. And don't forget that Hillary Clinton cackled evilly and told Jim from "The Office" not to save her friend the ambassador, because she is probably secretly an "allapuke" like her BFF Barack Muslama.
Did Ted Nugent learn nothing from his previous date with the Secret Service, where they had some quiet words about how he was always threatening to ejaculate machine gun bullets into Hillary Clinton's vag and the president of the United States's bottom? Guess not! You can't teach an old lunatic not to threaten the life of the president.
[contextly_sidebar id="6QhH3HwU6mOvj5h6ToPIuNeRIg47LxL3"]To be fair though, Ted Nugent hasn't threatened to rape a television producer since that one time. (THAT WE KNOW OF.) Maybe the Secret Service could ask his wife to have a word? He seems to listen to her when she tells him he needs to apologize to television producers for threatening to rape them, so ... er.
And that's what qualifies for Nice Time in a Ted Nugent story, the end.