Walking Teabagger Id Ted Nugent is a man who knows what's going on in the world. He is a fellow with what the French call the savoir faire, or "Savory Fairies" as we would say. And sure, maybe some of his prognostications haven't quite come to pass just yet, such as the Absolute Tyrannical Monarchy of Barack Obama, or that disappointingly inaccurate prediction that he'd be
I'm not going to read them. I do what the Wonkettes in my head tell me to do. (actually, in this case I'm at work and it is not conducive to continued employment to yell out, OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE in my cubicle.)
"Only assholes are outgunned" would seem to shed new light on that paranoid mindset, or maybe it's just particularly recursive derp.
It's weird that someone who is such an expert in pants-shittation, quite literally as well as figuratively, would be so critical of assholes. Perhaps self-hatred, or professional jealousy?
I went ahead and read some Ted’s Facebook comments despite the warning. This is the only one that made any sense and made me a little hungry. “I'll be dipping my rounds in bacon grease” Apparently Muslims are killed deader when shot with pork products.
Did you clip your UPC's and mail in two box tops plus a SASE?
if so, they should be arriving in a bout 6-8 weeks
AKA the Ferguson PD
They could if they have the basket on the handlebars of the Hoverround.
And whatever you do, MAKE NO ANNOUNCEMENTS OR PRESS STATEMENTS!
But, but-- those guys shoot BACK!
I'm not going to read them. I do what the Wonkettes in my head tell me to do. (actually, in this case I'm at work and it is not conducive to continued employment to yell out, OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE in my cubicle.)
Yup. I took that advice because it's too early in the day to completely give up on hope and change.
"Only assholes are outgunned" would seem to shed new light on that paranoid mindset, or maybe it's just particularly recursive derp.
"My God, it's full of derp"
It's weird that someone who is such an expert in pants-shittation, quite literally as well as figuratively, would be so critical of assholes. Perhaps self-hatred, or professional jealousy?
Well, glad I had no plans to go out on Thursday. What with the roving swarms of bullets and all.
<i>sweet baby Azathoth on an eldritch pogo stick, DO NOT read the comments</i>
Did that make <i>anyone</i> &quot;not read the comments&quot;?
That Nugent guy, there&#039;s a certain <em>il ne sait rien</em> about him.
I went ahead and read some Ted&rsquo;s Facebook comments despite the warning. This is the only one that made any sense and made me a little hungry. &ldquo;I&#039;ll be dipping my rounds in bacon grease&rdquo; Apparently Muslims are killed deader when shot with pork products.
On the understanding that it&#039;s locked from the outside and lacks both internet connectivity and cellphone signal, I hope.
Assumes facts not in evidence.