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bobbert's avatar

Ernie Kovacks?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Jane Goodall?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Dont feel bad Ted for failing, you have always been a fucking loser in my book

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schmannity's avatar

Just like race politics tarnished the poor Oreo.

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Jared James's avatar

I'm sure Allen West will be on CNN this afternoon clarifying how the President is, too, a mongrel chimpanzee because treason Benghazi Hillary Clinton Socialism.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think Tengrain over at Mock,Paper, Scissors refered to W. as Chimpy. Because of Bush's bad posture maybe ? Or not

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

many points for pure boiling rage and contempt. I salute your vitriol sir

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Dear Mr. Nugent, Vitrually none of the words you used mean what you think they mean. Please shut up and go away now. Thank you.

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The Quirk's avatar

Which is a shame, because getting run over by a bus would be his biggest contribution to the nation.

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chascates's avatar

Yes and he had some made in pastel colors.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wonder if it is liberating? You know, having absolutely zero dignity left? It's just gotta be a kind of freedom. Think of all the crazy shit you can just blurt out?

Though I think I'd say more fun stuff, like "oowee, ha ha penis penis penis vagina bumberclot wazoo!!" rather than hateful racist shit, but that's just me.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>I am heartbroken but I am not giving up</i>

So you're going to ignore all sense and continue flushing whatever remnant of your credibility is left down the commode in a desperate hope that enough screaming will make the Big Daddy Sky God rewind the clock and give you another chance to stop time from moving on without you.

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schmannity's avatar

In his defense, the monkey threw first.

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chascates's avatar

Stormfront must really love this guy. Hermann Göring was an avid hunter and gun collector as well.

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Lot_49's avatar

Does the Official Wonkette Server Farm have some kind of super-anti-virus software that keeps it from contamination when visiting sites like guns.com or whatever the NRA's website is called? Is Ed Snowden your sysop?

Just wondering....

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I would never have compared Dubbya's intellect to a chimpanzee's; too insulting to chimps.

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