Hey, Americans! Pants-pooping child-bride-marrying bumbaclot Ted Nugent has had some serious thoughts about freedom and liberty, and also on how sad it is that certain people have gained political office. And in fact, he has some regrets. Are they regrets that he is still not
I'm sure Allen West will be on CNN this afternoon clarifying how the President is, too, a mongrel chimpanzee because treason Benghazi Hillary Clinton Socialism.
I wonder if it is liberating? You know, having absolutely zero dignity left? It's just gotta be a kind of freedom. Think of all the crazy shit you can just blurt out?
Though I think I'd say more fun stuff, like "oowee, ha ha penis penis penis vagina bumberclot wazoo!!" rather than hateful racist shit, but that's just me.
<i>I am heartbroken but I am not giving up</i>
So you&#039;re going to ignore all sense and continue flushing whatever remnant of your credibility is left down the commode in a desperate hope that enough screaming will make the Big Daddy Sky God rewind the clock and give you another chance to stop time from moving on without you.
Does the Official Wonkette Server Farm have some kind of super-anti-virus software that keeps it from contamination when visiting sites like guns.com or whatever the NRA&#039;s website is called? Is Ed Snowden your sysop?
Ernie Kovacks?
Jane Goodall?
Dont feel bad Ted for failing, you have always been a fucking loser in my book
Just like race politics tarnished the poor Oreo.
I&#039;m sure Allen West will be on CNN this afternoon clarifying how the President is, too, a mongrel chimpanzee because treason Benghazi Hillary Clinton Socialism.
I think Tengrain over at Mock,Paper, Scissors refered to W. as Chimpy. Because of Bush&#039;s bad posture maybe ? Or not
many points for pure boiling rage and contempt. I salute your vitriol sir
Dear Mr. Nugent, Vitrually none of the words you used mean what you think they mean. Please shut up and go away now. Thank you.
Which is a shame, because getting run over by a bus would be his biggest contribution to the nation.
Yes and he had some made in pastel colors.
I wonder if it is liberating? You know, having absolutely zero dignity left? It&#039;s just gotta be a kind of freedom. Think of all the crazy shit you can just blurt out?
Though I think I&#039;d say more fun stuff, like &quot;oowee, ha ha penis penis penis vagina bumberclot wazoo!!&quot; rather than hateful racist shit, but that&#039;s just me.
<i>I am heartbroken but I am not giving up</i>
So you&#039;re going to ignore all sense and continue flushing whatever remnant of your credibility is left down the commode in a desperate hope that enough screaming will make the Big Daddy Sky God rewind the clock and give you another chance to stop time from moving on without you.
In his defense, the monkey threw first.
Stormfront must really love this guy. Hermann G&ouml;ring was an avid hunter and gun collector as well.
Does the Official Wonkette Server Farm have some kind of super-anti-virus software that keeps it from contamination when visiting sites like guns.com or whatever the NRA&#039;s website is called? Is Ed Snowden your sysop?
Just wondering....
I would never have compared Dubbya&#039;s intellect to a chimpanzee&#039;s; too insulting to chimps.