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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ROFL, I assumed it was snark when I saw it. Pretty damn scary that someone actually believes that idiocy..

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SpideySenser's avatar

I may need to appropriate that as my new avatar.

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SpideySenser's avatar

“let’s see if we can make things explode” type thing, because you know, Benjamin Franklin and his science-y ways. Was Ben, the notorious Lothario, prophesying about a chance encounter with a future lover? If so, I doubt a brilliant yet horney guy such as he was would consider the precoital banter with such a lame brain to be a turn-on.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Loud enough that the Queen's corgis are going nuts from it.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

In fairness, we've probably all said some pretty dumb shit thinking it'd get us laid.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Vultures have more class.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Her tonsils might be the only talented part of the woman.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wingnuts consistently produce more stupid than they consume, but it's not a closed system. Scientists and educators do the reverse, maintaining the balance of stupid in the universe.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That one time in college doesn't count. Except for Franklin.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You can't spell "Messiah" without a little bit of Hot Mess.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>she did the most courageous thing in the world and she handed her governor duties to the lieutenant governor </i>

Brave Sarah Palin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, She bravely turned her tail and fled. Yes, brave Sarah Palin turned about And gallantly she chickened out. Swiftly taking to her feet, She beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sarah Palin!

- with apologies to Monty Python

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I never had much respect for Ted Nugent but that was before I found out that he won The Golden Moose Award. God, that changes everything.

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PubOption's avatar

If the Founding Fathers had imagined how many votes would be cast for Palin, they would have broken the mold.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I believe this is the same guy who said he would be dead or in jail if the Black Kenyan Usurper was elected as POTUS. He's like Sarah because he also doesn't follow through on his promises.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...someone who could pay attention to the responsibilities of the office of government while she was fighting off the leftist mongrels. She’s my hero.”</i>

He must really love Richard Nixon. And Jim McGreevey. Elliot Spitzer. Gabby Giffords. Mark Foley. And the many, many musicians who quit the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Amboy_Dukes" target="_blank">Amboy Dukes</a> while he was a member. So many heroes.

Bob Lehnert (vocalist) Gary Hicks (guitar, vocals) Dick Treat (bass, vocals) Gail Uptadale (drums) John Drake (vocals) ex-The Lourds Steve Farmer (guitar, vocals) ex-The Gang Dave Palmer (drums) ex-The Galaxy Five, ex-The Citations Rick Lober (keyboards) Bill White (bass, vocals) Andy Solomon (organ, piano, vocals) ex-The Apostles Greg Arama (bass) ex-The Gang Rusty Day (vocals, harmonica) pre-Cactus K.J. Knight (drums, vocals) ex-The Day & Night Dealers Blues Band Rob Ruzga (bass) ex-The Day & Night Dealers Blues Band Gabriel Magno (flute, keyboards)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In the photo Nugent is stroking Palin's shoulder, but it doesn't look like she's purring.

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