In the grimdark grimdark of the grimdark NRA-holes, there is only blame. Specifically, the shift of blame from their heavily fondled lead sprinklers to my precious, precious videogames. Why, you ask? Is it because my fantasy killing of people isn’t real enough for them? No, they just need a convenient scapegoat that those elderly members of society, whose grandchildren play all those faith-breaking satan toys, will eat up like the nutritious exploding foamy pig-doots that it is.
"GLaDOS (the main computer, for all you noobs out there) actually is a psychopath, but she is The Enemy. Think HAL 9000 crossed with Lisa Lampanelli."
In other words, a cold racist homophobic digital bitch who gets lobotomized by Donald Trump.
I mostly discover them through stumbleupon. Kongregate, Armor Games, AddictingGames... I don't generally search them out, but they pop up when I am stumbling.
Don't really have the time or inclination for anything but casual games anymore, though I will admit to throwing a couple weeks of my life down the Skyrim hole.
We should make a wonkette game. One thing Flash is still useful for, and nobody can make Flash dance like I can...
Get it? Flash dance? <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0085549\/" target="_blank">Flashdance</a>? Meh, before your time, Kid. :P
In defense of the upgrade, Minecraft may look like a simple throwback, but it chews up the GPU. You actually need a pretty decent machine to run it well.
So true! Instead of playing violent video games that teach them to kill, and desensitize them to gory violence, kids and their parents should be out doing fun, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6yCtMUI3tRE" target="_blank">wholesome stuff </a>together.
You&#039;ve forgotten the extremely violent* swordfight with the maitre d&#039; assassin.
* if poking a stick figure in the butt is violent
&ldquo;You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.&rdquo;
Boy, does that bring back memories. I wonder if I can get it for OS-X.
EDIT: Yes!
&quot;GLaDOS (the main computer, for all you noobs out there) actually is a psychopath, but she is The Enemy. Think HAL 9000 crossed with Lisa Lampanelli.&quot;
In other words, a cold racist homophobic digital bitch who gets lobotomized by Donald Trump.
I see you have been playing <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/L.A._Noire" target="_blank">L.A. Noire</a>.
And Looney Toons wouldn&#039;t&#039;ve gotten a foothold if it wasn&#039;t for jazz and jitterbugging!
The sun makes the screen difficult to see.
Waltzing! Their bodies are too close!
That game looks like what would happen if &quot;Mad Men&quot; had a holodeck.
I mostly discover them through stumbleupon. Kongregate, Armor Games, AddictingGames... I don&#039;t generally search them out, but they pop up when I am stumbling.
Don&#039;t really have the time or inclination for anything but casual games anymore, though I will admit to throwing a couple weeks of my life down the Skyrim hole.
We should make a wonkette game. One thing Flash is still useful for, and nobody can make Flash dance like I can...
Get it? Flash dance? <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0085549\/" target="_blank">Flashdance</a>? Meh, before your time, Kid. :P
In defense of the upgrade, Minecraft may look like a simple throwback, but it chews up the GPU. You actually need a pretty decent machine to run it well.
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I&#039;m sure he cleaned out her pipes quite throgoughly.
I pretty much stopped with the gaming after I finished Zork. Am I to understand that they have pictures now?
A virtually armed society is a polite society.
Chaotic Neutral News. I always wondered what CNN stood for. This explains a lot.
So true! Instead of playing violent video games that teach them to kill, and desensitize them to gory violence, kids and their parents should be out doing fun, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6yCtMUI3tRE" target="_blank">wholesome stuff </a>together.