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Zyxomma's avatar

Teen Vogue is often great. I appreciate them.

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kareemachan's avatar

Is anybody saying they do NOT want becky on their back?

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Dianna Deem's avatar

“Dialing the pink phone” is a new one for me. Wonkette: fun and educational

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yeah, and it's not like we're killing (potential) fetuses; we don't spill our eggs on the ground, FFS.

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GRH's avatar

The Patriarchy can't keep it's story straight...a hundred years ago doctors were prescribing masturbation for females.

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therling's avatar

Yet people like Douthat put their complete faith in a book that has a talking snake and a woman who told everybody that "God made me pregnant." And if God was so powerful, why did it take a whole week to make everything and to top it off he or she took a day off to rest.

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ShrillKitty's avatar

😊

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aloharob's avatar

As an amateur therapist specializing in chronic masturbation , I say , if you have a problem with masturbation - call me - we can beat this together.

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albabe's avatar

...and I'm still trying to work-out the Story Problems in Captain Marvel.

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albabe's avatar

Horcrux Shoulder holster?

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albabe's avatar

I wonder if that's less weird if I wasn't reading on the internet at 4 in the morning because I can't sleep.

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albabe's avatar

Always good to have confirmation from the Queen of the Moonbats.

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albabe's avatar

Me too... but pencils (or Road Flares) are hard to keep a good Grip On with all that hair.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Rimshot!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Nail. Smitten. Upon. Ye head.

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