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Zyxomma's avatar

Teen Vogue is often great. I appreciate them.

kareemachan's avatar

Is anybody saying they do NOT want becky on their back?

Dianna Deem's avatar

“Dialing the pink phone” is a new one for me. Wonkette: fun and educational

Zyxomma's avatar

Yeah, and it's not like we're killing (potential) fetuses; we don't spill our eggs on the ground, FFS.

GRH's avatar

The Patriarchy can't keep it's story straight...a hundred years ago doctors were prescribing masturbation for females.

therling's avatar

Yet people like Douthat put their complete faith in a book that has a talking snake and a woman who told everybody that "God made me pregnant." And if God was so powerful, why did it take a whole week to make everything and to top it off he or she took a day off to rest.

aloharob's avatar

As an amateur therapist specializing in chronic masturbation , I say , if you have a problem with masturbation - call me - we can beat this together.

albabe's avatar

...and I'm still trying to work-out the Story Problems in Captain Marvel.

albabe's avatar

Horcrux Shoulder holster?

albabe's avatar

I wonder if that's less weird if I wasn't reading on the internet at 4 in the morning because I can't sleep.

albabe's avatar

Always good to have confirmation from the Queen of the Moonbats.

albabe's avatar

Me too... but pencils (or Road Flares) are hard to keep a good Grip On with all that hair.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Nail. Smitten. Upon. Ye head.