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I think we covered that in history class. Can't recall the guy's name though.

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Must make them feel all warm inside that their masters can avoid it but they can't.

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'This? I thought this was just a nice dark Hugo Boss suit!'

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They've been co-opting liberal language for decades.

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Well, slavery is only illegal in most cases.

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Not enough recommends for this.

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They all have terminal cases of anal-cranial infarction.

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OOOOOOOHHHHH! Good catch! Upvoted.

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This generation's Terry Schiavo. To also quote the best, these really are mole people. F'ck them.

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I'll bet they cheer loudly when 14-year olds are sent to adult jail, though.

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My favorite was the government claiming it was in this 17-year old's best interest to be forced to carry the pregnancy to term, and admitting that their priority was to "promote childbirth and fetal life."

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Best monthly donation I make is to the ACLU. After that Wonkette. Thanks to the first for fighting the good fight, and to the second for shining a light on the fight. America is vile, but people like you redeem it.

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Even more to the point - cheering that the state had enslaved a minor and was forcing her to incubate a fetus against her will. I think that carries the sense of the situation much better.

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That is so cruel. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Birthists, as in forced.

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