Stephen Colbert disgraced the dignified chambers of Congress with his recent testimony about Mexicans. But did you know that Stephen Colbert and his teevee show also gave Congress genital warts, which is actually not a big deal because Congress collects sexytime diseases, as a hobby?
What happens when you put a fluffer and Michelle Bachman between two slices of bread?
You get a fluffernutter sandwich.
Oh no! The republicans have lost their sense of humor. This is serious folks. No more watermelon jokes.
I need a rewind button.
September is one of the cruelest months.
Let us go, then, you and I, into the airport men's room stall....