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TeeVee Moron Endorses McCain
A comical idiot girl on the teevee show The Hills has endorsed John McCain, according to TMZ and US Weekly. This pretty much ensures that Old Man Walnuts will become president. Let's explore the cultural/political significance of Heidi Montag, who apparently goes around in public in a whimsical prostitute nightgown, after the jump.
Ken L.
Stop being racist.
Ken L.
I am posting about this dingbat from a teevee show endorsing McCain.
Sara S.
OK!
Ken L.
Have you ever seen a show called "Hills"?
Sara S.
It's "The Hills." No I have not seen it, but I am familiar with the Heidi Montag character.
Ken L.
Is it popular? I guess so, if it's on TMZ.
Ken L.
Is she known to be retarded?
Sara S.
I know she had a boob job, for example! And now she has comically massive, spherical breasts.
Sara S.
Yes.
Ken L.
Maybe John McCain will marry her!
Ken L.
Is she blonde?
Sara S.
Yes, didn't you see the picture?
Ken L.
Yes, but it's all blurry. But yeah, she has blonde hair.
Ken L.
Oh fuck, look at the US Weekly pic, she's an actual horse.
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Sara S.
Oh dear did you see Debbie Stabenow's husband got busted with a hooker?
Sara S.
I don't get these rich Republican youngsters. Don't they know that Republicans are all old?
Ken L.
Christ. Ok, you do that, I'll just post this transcript to get it over with.