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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Let's apply Occam's Razor: what behaviour of his cannot be explained by his being an egotistical dolt?And answer came there none.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

It's possible that Dok would, also, too.

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

Above the best!

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Speaking of the grieving widow, could someone who actually had the stomach to listen to Trump's "speech" confirm what I heard on Twitter: Trump actually said that Ryan was looking down from Heaven smiling at the massive round of applause Congress gave the widow? That just takes the biscuit, as my Southern relatives would say. Add a little faux Christian bullshit to that shameless exploitation that Van Jones said made Trump "Presidential"...gag.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Diarrhea can be racist?

Damn, my Sean Sphincter burns from all the Jeffsessions the curry gave me.

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

Like Carter's raid to free the hostages in Iran did? He could have won if that raid had succeeded.

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

Yah beet me toit.

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

I suggest a drum set.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Win win! AND Captain Owens got a promotion to Incorporeal!

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accidental housewife's avatar

Why is this man smiling?

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

He successfully filled his diapers?

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r m reddicks's avatar

No disrespect to Owens or his family (though what the hell the arf-arf circus horn tooters are doing boots to ground in Yemen escapes me) but I'm waiting for the "Ryan Owen Lied" to come pooting out of the Awfully White of You House at any moment. Will they make us buy a recording and a Hair TrumpenFührer photo?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Which one of the Spice Girls is he again?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Snake Plissken libelz!!1!

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Perkniticky's avatar

Wait, that doesn't make sense. No way Obama had more scandals than Clinton. Unless they are ranking them? Then Trump is number one in scandals!

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