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Then you'd want to go with the Cuttlefish, Sir. They're pretty cute, as cephalopods go, and they have the requisite 8 arms plus 2 tentacles count. Plus they can do some <i>fabulous</i> manipulation of the pigments in their bodies to effect some of the most dazzling (literally) color patterns - that <i>undulate</i>.

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Next thing you know, they'll take away our torches and pitchforks.

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I can't see any of the Tea Partiers as ubermenschen.

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He certainly has a serious case of gayface.

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Look up who previously has held that particular Senate seat, and you'll have an even harder time with it.

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Welcome to the 401.

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That is batshit insane.

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Well, to be fair, Toronto acts like it's the capital.

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Sadly, <a href="http:\/\/www.discover-southern-ontar...\/vienna.html" target="_blank">Vienna</a> has been going downhill since the Edisons left.

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I'm so glad to see that they've finally organized...

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I voted for Tennessee Jed...

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we'll trade straight up for Joe Arpaio and toss in Trent Franks as a bonus. Don't fuck with us, our bench is DEEP

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No, he meant a four-football-field wide superherohighway. Apparently, the Hulk has put on a little bulk since living the good life with all those movie residuals...

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what makes you think google ISN'T out to get him?

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I just Googled it and they say they aren't...

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<strong>Gold</strong> Ameros, I assume.

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