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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Then you'd want to go with the Cuttlefish, Sir. They're pretty cute, as cephalopods go, and they have the requisite 8 arms plus 2 tentacles count. Plus they can do some <i>fabulous</i> manipulation of the pigments in their bodies to effect some of the most dazzling (literally) color patterns - that <i>undulate</i>.

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Next thing you know, they'll take away our torches and pitchforks.

PubOption's avatar

I can't see any of the Tea Partiers as ubermenschen.

PubOption's avatar

He certainly has a serious case of gayface.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Look up who previously has held that particular Senate seat, and you'll have an even harder time with it.

Vienna Woods's avatar

That is batshit insane.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, to be fair, Toronto acts like it's the capital.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Sadly, <a href="http:\/\/www.discover-southern-ontar...\/vienna.html" target="_blank">Vienna</a> has been going downhill since the Edisons left.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm so glad to see that they've finally organized...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I voted for Tennessee Jed...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we'll trade straight up for Joe Arpaio and toss in Trent Franks as a bonus. Don't fuck with us, our bench is DEEP

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

No, he meant a four-football-field wide superherohighway. Apparently, the Hulk has put on a little bulk since living the good life with all those movie residuals...

fuflans's avatar

what makes you think google ISN'T out to get him?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I just Googled it and they say they aren't...

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<strong>Gold</strong> Ameros, I assume.