The damp gentleman above is Tennessee's newest candidate for governor, one Mark “Coonrippy” Brown, 55, of Gallatin, who is running on a platform of getting his pet raccoon back from the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.
The most used method is placing cuts of coon in crockpot, add greens, and fill halfway full of water. Turn on low, add cubed sweet potatoes and cook till your raccoon is tender. I have not tried this but I'm told it's quite good. With lots of alcohol on the side.
Do you think in the morning, when guys like this all over Tennessee kiss their sisters and get out of bed, that they look forward to another day of making 'Murica more fucked up, or is that just a happy side effect?
"Brown claimed he was targeted by the agency after videos of him with another raccoon, Gunshow, went viral." I think Rebekah sicced the TWRA on him . Hell hath no fury like a raccoon scorned.
I didn't have to feed mine...
The most used method is placing cuts of coon in crockpot, add greens, and fill halfway full of water. Turn on low, add cubed sweet potatoes and cook till your raccoon is tender. I have not tried this but I'm told it's quite good. With lots of alcohol on the side.
Well, he is a shoo-in for the inter-genus enthusiasts vote. For all we know, that may be a sizable voting block in TN.
It&#039;s <i>Tennessee</i> people. This is NOT news.
about as bad as me crying about maybe having to put on a light jacket tonight here in AZ
this is my favorite story of 2014 so far.
does that help?
well at least they shower. there&#039;s that.
Do you think in the morning, when guys like this all over Tennessee kiss their sisters and get out of bed, that they look forward to another day of making &#039;Murica more fucked up, or is that just a happy side effect?
Cooing and cocooning with his &#039;coon.
I shower with my beaver.
I would question voting for a man who showers with a raccoon but I would definitely never vote for a man who videos himself showering with a raccoon.
I&#039;ve heard that raccoons always wash their food before eating it, but I didn&#039;t know that they&#039;ll eat just about anything.
looking for something to do after crossing the road
A&amp;E&#039;s fall season is really shaping up
&quot;Brown claimed he was targeted by the agency after videos of him with another raccoon, Gunshow, went viral.&quot; I think Rebekah sicced the TWRA on him . Hell hath no fury like a raccoon scorned.
<i>Republican</i> primary, eh? Imagine that.