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NO ONE EXPECTS THE TENNESSEAN INQUISITION

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The "High" part, at least.

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More importantly, <i>did he wear the mask</i>?

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Are there any requirements for serving as a state senator? This guy, the Idaho state senator and our very own <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bob_Marshall_\(Virginia_politician\)" target="_blank"> Bob Marshall </a>here in Virginia.

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SEC LIBEL!!1!

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funny, when you said still and UT I expected <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/imgres\?hl=en&amp\;newwindow=1&amp\;safe=off&amp\;sa=X&amp\;tbo=d&amp\;biw=1280&amp\;bih=603&amp\;tbm=isch&amp\;tbnid=SNJ-hitShc2ZyM:&amp\;imgrefurl=http:\/\/althistory.wikia.com\/wiki\/File:Moonshine_still-1-.jpg&amp\;docid=xq2EzoQdtBhzZM&amp\;imgurl=http:\/\/images.wikia.com\/althistory\/images\/5\/5d\/Moonshine_still-1-.jpg&amp\;w=985&amp\;h=643&amp\;ei=Ov0LUZ3GJ6TYigLL7ICQCg&amp\;zoom=1&amp\;ved=1t:3588,r:6,s:0,i:169&amp\;iact=rc&amp\;dur=587&amp\;sig=116002722714028250607&amp\;page=1&amp\;tbnh=168&amp\;tbnw=247&amp\;start=0&amp\;ndsp=15&amp\;tx=114&amp\;ty=157" target="_blank">this</a>

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You better head back to Tennessee Jed...

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Bean and Cool J don't seem to fit.

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Wrong ticket is right. He needs a lifetime pass to Section 8.

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I'd be a little pissed too if my wrestling name was: Madre Numero Uno

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