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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't "Messaiah" too common? They need to throw some random y's in there, like "Messayaih." When there's 10 other "Messaiahs" in the class, they'll thank me for it. Besides, I thought all the breeders were giving their kids stripper names now, like Candilynne, Kayden or Jazmine I mean Jazzmynne..

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Meagan/Meggyn/Meghan/Meaghan/etc unto infinity.

I teach high school.

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I would have loved to name my son "Meriadoc", but I knew it would never fly.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

For Doktor Zoom, the possibly sober author of this post.

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bobbert's avatar

Damn. It never occurred to me to name one of my kids "Apocalypse".

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bobbert's avatar

Pretty fly for a fornicating douchebag.

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bobbert's avatar

"Ask Again Later"

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, I went to school at Madison.

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bobbert's avatar

Glenn Beck is one Sick Doctor.

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bobbert's avatar

That would truly be child abuse.

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bobbert's avatar

Despite the fact that "Hagar" is a perfectly respectable Biblical moniker, ISWYDT.

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bobbert's avatar

Or "Popeye".

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Mu'a'dib LIbel!

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bobbert's avatar

If we ever have an East Bay / Foothills Drinky, I'll explain why my older son isn't named Sven.

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bobbert's avatar

Or, as a sub for "messiah", "Mescaline".

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