A Tennessee judge has ordered that a baby's name be changed from "Messiah" to "Martin," explaining that There Can Be Only One: "The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ," Judge [Lu Ann] Ballew said.
Isn't "Messaiah" too common? They need to throw some random y's in there, like "Messayaih." When there's 10 other "Messaiahs" in the class, they'll thank me for it. Besides, I thought all the breeders were giving their kids stripper names now, like Candilynne, Kayden or Jazmine I mean Jazzmynne..
Isn't "Messaiah" too common? They need to throw some random y's in there, like "Messayaih." When there's 10 other "Messaiahs" in the class, they'll thank me for it. Besides, I thought all the breeders were giving their kids stripper names now, like Candilynne, Kayden or Jazmine I mean Jazzmynne..
Meagan/Meggyn/Meghan/Meaghan/etc unto infinity.
I teach high school.
I would have loved to name my son "Meriadoc", but I knew it would never fly.
Spuds
For Doktor Zoom, the possibly sober author of this post.
Damn. It never occurred to me to name one of my kids "Apocalypse".
Pretty fly for a fornicating douchebag.
"Ask Again Later"
Hey, I went to school at Madison.
Glenn Beck is one Sick Doctor.
That would truly be child abuse.
Despite the fact that "Hagar" is a perfectly respectable Biblical moniker, ISWYDT.
Or "Popeye".
Mu'a'dib LIbel!
If we ever have an East Bay / Foothills Drinky, I'll explain why my older son isn't named Sven.
Or, as a sub for "messiah", "Mescaline".