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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't "Messaiah" too common? They need to throw some random y's in there, like "Messayaih." When there's 10 other "Messaiahs" in the class, they'll thank me for it. Besides, I thought all the breeders were giving their kids stripper names now, like Candilynne, Kayden or Jazmine I mean Jazzmynne..

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Meagan/Meggyn/Meghan/Meaghan/etc unto infinity.

I teach high school.

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I would have loved to name my son "Meriadoc", but I knew it would never fly.

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For Doktor Zoom, the possibly sober author of this post.

bobbert's avatar

Damn. It never occurred to me to name one of my kids "Apocalypse".

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Pretty fly for a fornicating douchebag.

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"Ask Again Later"

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Hey, I went to school at Madison.

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Glenn Beck is one Sick Doctor.

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That would truly be child abuse.

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Despite the fact that "Hagar" is a perfectly respectable Biblical moniker, ISWYDT.

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Or "Popeye".

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Mu'a'dib LIbel!

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If we ever have an East Bay / Foothills Drinky, I'll explain why my older son isn't named Sven.

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Or, as a sub for "messiah", "Mescaline".