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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm confused about the "making" part.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I find this new statute extremely offensive. It VIOLATES ITSELF.

Must be a Tennessee thing...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm sure Nashville is preparing its secession papers.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So the guy was going to give his girlfriend a mink? It's starting to make sense now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol...you said "backdoor".

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PsycWench's avatar

So, no more pix of Kathyrn Jean Lopez where Tennesseans might see them.

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The Quirk's avatar

Do they even HAVE an internet in Tennesee?

(The image of this message was banned as offensive in Tennesee)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

you're absolutely right, of course. What the hell was I thinking?

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fuflans's avatar

we got the santorum family, we got the naked fat computer yokel, now all we need is the CA stretcher guy with the butt stomach and attendant rabbits.

then i can begin to forget the horror of that yell-y sneer-y sarah palin shot.

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fuflans's avatar

hahahahaha this means clarence thomas's future is going to include hours reviewing material tennessee deems offensive.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The 2011 Stupidest State Contest is sure heating up. Look out, Arizona and South Carolina.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

"supper cute"? Is that with lemon butter or served over noodles?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Goodness. Susan Boyle certainly has lost a lot of weight.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

NOT.SAFE.FOR.WORK!!!!

Seriously, give a brother a heads-up, ok?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Doesn't Sharia Law have the same rule about pictures of Mohammed? Fuck. We can't even come up with some genuinely original stupid laws anymore.

Next up: Mandatory spell check for tweets in the Republic of Texas.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Bill Haslam? That's sound a lot like "Islam". Is the the beginning of talabangelist sharia law?

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