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Like she didn't know.

Every damn time they get caught using the Constitution like toilet paper, they are all: "Oops, I guess I'm just dumb and bad at my job. Shucks."

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Oh, like any generation of otherwise unrelated groups of people, some certainly do. And the worst ones get the most publicity. I do feel sad when the Wonkers do the intergenerational sniping, I love younger people and hate when they get disparaged by dicks.

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Mightn't there be a large privileged group in Nashville doing the walks-of-KKK-shame recently in a Vanity Fair article? Like this one?

WHITE FLIGHT A Private Jet of Rich Trumpers Wanted to “Stop the Steal”—But They Don’t Want You to Read This: These powerful Memphis figures reveal the rift in a segregated society.

https://www.vanityfair.com/...

My favourite part was when on a his private jet, one of the Jan Sixx accused of insurrection takes a call from the VF reporter, denies everything, but doesn't hang up his phone properly. He then goes on to discuss exactly how much he had lied. Chef's Kiss.

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And Evan!

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Reminds me of the time I ordered squid, and got a steak sized slab of Humboldt squid. It was good, but disconserting.https://youtu.be/2Hv17U2z2q0

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Cool! Thanks!

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How is the news getting even more fucked up? I'm not sure how to deal with these people (conservatives)...seriously who are you? WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU OMG I CAN'T ANYMORE. Just blatantly spilling out your agendas and doing it very stupidly which...I don't know I guess that's somewhat comforting but OMG how can people be so dumb?

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If you take 100 lawyers, (better make that 1 million to be safe) some will refuse to destroy their reputations by promoting an absurd lie that the 2020 election was rigged, some may be willing to destroy their reputations and some will be conflicted. That makes the lie true.

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New shiny tort. Is that anything like CAEKS WE LIEK?

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I can't wait to see this get laughed out of the full state legislature.

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I'm sorry, did you miss the part at the very TOP that referenced "Tennesee"? Thi'll probably pass with acclaim.

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Good point...you're right. It WILL pass by 180 percent of he vote by the Tennessee Legislature and get signed into law.

Two hours later it will fail the laugh test in the US District Court, under the Supremacy Clause.

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Yes, that is exactly what it is - my favorite tort is black forest false imprisonment 🍰🍰🍰🎂🎂🎂😛🍑👸

(whar handcuffs emoji)

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OK, bottom of the sea then.

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Spare a thought for the various justices who have refused to retire under a good president, and hung on just long enough to be replaced by a monster.

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"Oof."

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