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The Quirk's avatar

Hey, they were JOB-CREATORS! Horrible, brutal, unpaid jobs!

The Quirk's avatar

If the Legislature apologized, some of their crazier constituents might get the idea that they'd done something <i>wrong</i>, and the tidal wave of butthurt would drown the state.

bobbert's avatar

More like fore-mothers, ain'a?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Did they apologize to those poor <strike>slaveholders</strike> capitalists who suffered massive property loss from the Emancipation Proclamation?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The original draft’s language offering “profound apologies” for slavery was removed by Republicans;</i>

You mean "the party of Lincoln", the party that 'freed the slaves', the 'totally not-racist' party did that?

They exist on so much irony that they think it's a flavor.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Given the perfidy that the Tennessee Legislature is usually up to, this really is a net plus.

Fartknocker's avatar

This should really win over the Germans who want to building a shiny new automobile plant in Knoxville.

Also2Something's avatar

Same... corporations are indentured servants to big gumbmint forcing them to give all their munez to the folks who make them rich.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Makers got the shaft from soshulist class-warfare elites...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“profound apologies” is not much different than "whoopsie".

Also2Something's avatar

Not buying it until apology expert Ben Carson, MD (WTF!) weighs in on The POTUS Bamz clear involvement behind this demand for the good (totally non-racist) folks of TN to apologize for slavery.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And I would like to apologize to the monkeys for any Tennessean ever having claimed kinship to them.

Chris Grrr's avatar

No RINO walks alone. You gotta look for the invisible hand stuck up the puppet's backside...

(being this far into the looking-glass is tiring.)