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Excellent riposte. I hadn't heard that one before.

Twisted, mind, but that just proves it apt, right?

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So, that lobbying gig for Soylent Green, Inc., working out for you, Lance?

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Ursula K. Le Guin (who is totally awesome) wrote a short non-fiction account of her own, pre-Roe v Wade illegal abortion, and how that made her a better mother when she had grown up. Powerful stuff. She's pro-choice, obviously.

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Bed? Don't you mean back seat or garden shed?

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I'm pretty sure I said something about parents needing more resources to care for disabled kids but it's not like they give a fuck about what happens to anyone after they're born, etc. So yea, basically =P

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I didn't know that about her. She is great, The Left Hand of Darkness, is one of my favorite books.

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Pan-galactic uterus blaster.

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"...it’s not a easy, in and out, take care of the situation and be done with it at all idea."

But it is A Idiot.

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Wait. You're too old to be my kid.

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I was gonna ask if you could do that to a church organist, but then realized I had confused it with choir director.

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That assumes that God believes in recycling. HERETIC!

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But it doesn't hold a candle to what we get from Kaili.

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You just have to recognize that "fair" is a completely human construction. There is no "fair" or "unfair" except that which we construct and maintain. Arguably, that's our best purpose.

That said, maybe we will achieve the technology to send a final message of "Adios, Motherfucker" into some folks' cooling brains.

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I see what you did wrong there, using common sense and logic and evil things, why do you hate god so? I`m sure if you would just let pastor Bonerhead there do the thinking for you, it would all become clear like milk or something.

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You'd have to be a pretty old old-school Catlick to think infants went to hell. Limbo was invented quite a while back to paper over that little problem with "original sin".

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Of course, now you're a newt.

EDIT: An extremely hairy newt. (Who can tell, eh?)

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