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Terra Nullius.

Browns don't count.

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Dixiecrat. It's really not the same party down there.

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Not at all because "they all look the same to me", nosirreebob.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/nation\/2013\/05\/02\/boy-shoots-sister-my-first-rifle\/2128573\/" target="_blank">If only that was a joke. </a> We need IQ tests, not just background checks.

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That happens, but only after <a href="http:\/\/articles.philly.com\/2013-04-23\/news\/38766013_1_the-schaibles-catherine-schaible-herbert-schaible" target="_blank">two children are killed by your stupidity. </a> First one is "on the house", so to speak.

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Did you get a tickle when they retro-actively named King County after MLK, and un-named it after that awful old slave-owner it had been originally named for?

I sure did.

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<i>He's a drug store truck drivin man He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan When summer rolls around He'll be lucky if he's not in town</i>

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The paternal side of my family has been here since the 17th century, so I feel obligated to respond.

We did not steal it. We paid full market value, one string of glass beads.

Caveat vendit.

(Never had any family in the SW, so can't really speak to the Mexican Landgrab)

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The Arabica beans are planning jihad.

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Tim McVeigh was a gentleman and a patriot.

Just got a little misguided is all. Probably set up by the FBI.

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Secessionists, Nullifiers...

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Have you spoken to a 12 year old lately?

If we put them in charge, we'd be far better off.

The upcoming generation will be more tolerant and accepting than any before...

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I think Alan Keyes is the one black friend that they all have.

Count him as much as you like, he's still just one.

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Illiterate Irish immigration, judging from the spelling of Murfreesboro.

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Size Queen.

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/mumble /drool /mumble /sleep

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