On the right, the sexter Rep. Jeremy Durham. He probably has a boner right now. On the left, TN State Sen. Brian Kelsey. We don't know anything about him. (OR DO WE?) It is a day in America, which means somewhere an elected Republican official has his freedom stick in his hand, and he's threatening to use it in some gross way. The boner at the center of today's story is attached to the man crotch of Rep. Jeremy Durham, from the Tennessee state legislature. And what does his boner do? It
My father, circa 1925, had a step great-uncle who fought at Gettysburg. He's on the monument and everything. This is probably why Dad had a lifelong interest in all things Civil War.
Beg pardon?
YMMV. In California, the state districts are about the same population as Congressional districts.
Rep. Ron Jeremy Durham
Guadalajara won't do!
Don't pull that bullshit on me. I'm a Thermopylae vet and I see right through your tall tales.
You won the intertubes!!!1!!1
My father, circa 1925, had a step great-uncle who fought at Gettysburg. He's on the monument and everything. This is probably why Dad had a lifelong interest in all things Civil War.
Wow! No wonder Ronnie sealed his records.
Get chosen as Trump's running mate?
I sense another Wonkette meme abornin'.
Ha! There is no Trump University campus in Mexico.
That's elitist, I have a 9th grade education and got a BA at 62.
Hold on. They had sex in the 19th century? This changes everything!
That's awesome, dude. Run for state house!
300. Never forget!
And its still a long time until Cocktober.