Not all guns are lethal weapons. And thanks to a new Tennessee law working its way through the Rocky Top Reason Mill , these poser firearms will have no place near the state's schools. Real guns? They're still totally cool and not just for field trips to Graceland.
Tennessee continues to come up with the big ideas Merica needs to combat the Mooslem Meance.
Tennessee. Come for the scenery, stay for the stupidity.
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RLR's real complaint is that they spell his name 'Rimbaud' in French class.
As a Tennessean, I would advise against staying for the stupidity. The scenery is nice though.
...soooooo, they passed a bill to deal with an "open carry" gun nut, that doesn't actually deal with "open carry" gun nuts?
Yep. But it shore looks purty, don't it?
What about phasers? Can I still carry my Type-II pistol?
Carrying fake guns is offensive. The Second Amendment will not be mocked!
I feel like real guns would do a lot worse than poke your eye out.
How will I shoot the TV when Robert Goulet comes on with these restrictions?
As long as it actually works, sure!
I can hear the cops now..."Is that a real gun or a Sears gun?"
Well, not so much poke it out than blast it to atoms.
Other states are green with envy!
And then all the Republicans in the Tennessee Legislature shouted "April Fools!!!" Oh, wait....