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I wish. My sons are going to have a heck of a time finding decent jobs when they get out of school.

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To be fair, it may have been that women didn't want to have anything to do with those losers.

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If you stop feeding them will eventually go away.

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He is cross eyed? Well, what do you know! This bit of research does further my Theory of People Who Don't Look Intelligent Are Usually Not.

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More and more people are dying on this planet, now more than ever before, <i>in all history!</i> I will prove, with a new study, that this is solely caused by CHILDREN!

There are more children on this planet than in the past, and there are more people dying every year as well. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!!!!

Can I haz tenure too?

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So we should just bring back slavery, right? At least then those lazy-asses will do <i>some</i> work for all that generic peanut butter they horde.

Oh yeah: and gladiator games. Cuz the job-creators need entertainment.

QED.

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Using George Bernard Shaw's definition, this guy can't be an economist because he has reached a conclusion.

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This is why they have the business departments in a building carefully shielded from the glares of the other department's faculty.

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