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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Looks like Biff here is blissfully unaware of the fact that he's grown his own "sexless saggy sackcloths."

A fat douche dressed all in Gucci is still a fat douche.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Umm.... nope. Maybe if Glenn Beck was a complete asshole, on top of being merely nuts, he could compete with Bissinger. But it's surprisingly difficult to imagine Beck donning a Gucci costume and seriously thinking he looks like an edgy rocker -- it's as if his peculiar brand of crazy doesn't infect his very personality, the way it does infect Buzz.

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bobbert's avatar

ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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TundraGrifter's avatar

GQ? Scraping the bottom of the barrel, again. Also.

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fuflans's avatar

well that's sad. and here i always considered GQ such an important magazine.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh for fuck's sake, asshole. Like anybody cares.

What an incredibly narcissistic piece of writing.

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PubOption's avatar

Designer speedos, with the price tag left on.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Or the lead singer of Melvins...

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The only reaction I can muster to this: "Oh dear!"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

C'mon. This was from the Onion, really, wasn't it?

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