From our good friend and Wonker Emerita Lisa Needham, aka Snipy, we have this tale of a lawyer on the edge, kind of like the Jeffrey Tambor character in ...And Justice For All, except instead of shaving his head and eating his lunch out on the ledge, this guy, one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, defended himself against disciplinary action by
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&quot;Hawver said his constitutional rights and the rights of Cheatham are more important than the lawyer and defendant are individually.&quot;
If Cheatham was the defendant, why didn&#039;t he get Dewey or Howe to be his lawyer?
Barry Zuckerkorn might show up dressed like that. &quot;Jefferson who?&quot; *looks around* &quot;Oh, is he going to the Liberace Convention too? Does he need a ride?&quot;
Hey, I saw this guy last fall walking around downtown St Augustine with a sign saying that 6 people had signed up for Obamacare. Teabaggers can be counted on to ejaculate prematurely.
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As a matter of fact, &quot;When campaigning during unsuccessful bids for U.S. Congress as a Libertarian in 2000 and 2004 and for governor in 2002, Hawver often showed up for campaign events dressed as Jefferson...&quot; <a href="http://cjonline.com/news/20..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://cjonline.com/news/2014-09-12/hawver-appear...">http://cjonline.com/news/20...
What I always see: &quot;Don&#039;t Laugh at Me&quot;
I wonder if they can bill him for the costs of the re-trial.
&quot;Hawver said his constitutional rights and the rights of Cheatham are more important than the lawyer and defendant are individually.&quot;
If Cheatham was the defendant, why didn&#039;t he get Dewey or Howe to be his lawyer?
Barry Zuckerkorn might show up dressed like that. &quot;Jefferson who?&quot; *looks around* &quot;Oh, is he going to the Liberace Convention too? Does he need a ride?&quot;
He forgot the bag for his candy. Total noob mistake!
Uh-oh...Are cabinet appointments executive orders?
I immediately thought Barbara Bush.
Who are they hanging?
Hey, I saw this guy last fall walking around downtown St Augustine with a sign saying that 6 people had signed up for Obamacare. Teabaggers can be counted on to ejaculate prematurely.
Clearly he doesn&#039;t know his history, since Jefferson was in France when the Constitution was written.
Now had he dressed as James Madison...
FTW!