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That is the worst trashy paperback cover art ever. It's like the artist didn't even bother to peel back the paper on his crayon.

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What is it with White House interns and The Office of Libido?

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Obligatory:

You know what the leper said to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!

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How long would it take him to 'interview' every prostitute in Cartagena?

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I'd say if he made a tent and operated a hand puppet, figuring out who gave the stand down order has already been answered

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I'm simply at a loss for how to react to this news. Should I be clutching at my pearls or swooning on my fainting couch?

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President's Political Patron Pays Prostitute with Per Diem

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All right! Which one of you blabbed our safeword?!!

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I am apalled. Why is the Cartagena floozy cartel not sending any of their own "mini ambassadors" <i>my</i> way? I demand full reciprocity!

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♫Lost, an advance guy Where the kid is hung For the hooker's eye You may find him, if you find him. There, with a legal whore By the wingnuts' dreams Behind a hotel door You may know him, if you may <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Evht41pyNGU" target="_blank">be</a> . . .♪

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He probably caught ebola from her, also too

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What is the difference between a nympho and a sexpot?

I ask for a friend.

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I give up.

What have you?

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and you win the 'confirmed every cynical thought i've ever had' award for today.

thank you miss lady!

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