We are apparently supposed to be outraged and scandalized by this new wrinkle on the 2012 Secret Service Sexxytime Scandal: It wasn't just Secret Service agents foolin' around with hookers before Barack Obama's April 2012 trip to Cartagena, Colombia.
I am apalled. Why is the Cartagena floozy cartel not sending any of their own &quot;mini ambassadors&quot; <i>my</i> way? I demand full reciprocity!
â«Lost, an advance guy Where the kid is hung For the hooker&#039;s eye You may find him, if you find him. There, with a legal whore By the wingnuts&#039; dreams Behind a hotel door You may know him, if you may <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Evht41pyNGU" target="_blank">be</a> . . .âª
That is the worst trashy paperback cover art ever. It&#039;s like the artist didn&#039;t even bother to peel back the paper on his crayon.
What is it with White House interns and The Office of Libido?
Obligatory:
You know what the leper said to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!
How long would it take him to &#039;interview&#039; every prostitute in Cartagena?
I&#039;d say if he made a tent and operated a hand puppet, figuring out who gave the stand down order has already been answered
I&#039;m simply at a loss for how to react to this news. Should I be clutching at my pearls or swooning on my fainting couch?
President&#039;s Political Patron Pays Prostitute with Per Diem
All right! Which one of you blabbed our safeword?!!
I am apalled. Why is the Cartagena floozy cartel not sending any of their own &quot;mini ambassadors&quot; <i>my</i> way? I demand full reciprocity!
â«Lost, an advance guy Where the kid is hung For the hooker&#039;s eye You may find him, if you find him. There, with a legal whore By the wingnuts&#039; dreams Behind a hotel door You may know him, if you may <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Evht41pyNGU" target="_blank">be</a> . . .âª
He probably caught ebola from her, also too
What is the difference between a nympho and a sexpot?
I ask for a friend.
I give up.
What have you?
and you win the &#039;confirmed every cynical thought i&#039;ve ever had&#039; award for today.
thank you miss lady!