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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Re-write! Re-write!Re-write! I would love to read that copy.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I thought I remembered that dickbag's name from some dark bunghole of injustice. Lets hope he is successful in his conviction, and then promptly voted out next election and replaced with some carpetbagger black anything-but-hetero from Oakland.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Fucking A yes! He will get a dispensation and be out on bail pending sentencing. If he can convince Goodell that he's white, he will be able to play up until the deputys pull him out of the showers at Gillette Stadium.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

problem, umm, solved???

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I teach in a high school. I still feel that way. Cheerleaders, also, too. I'm always disappointed when a girl that I consider intelligent joins the cheerleading squad.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Baby steps- at least it's in the right direction.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Polk High libul!!1!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>a volunteer football coach [was] also charged . . . for facilitating the underage drinking and delinquency of a minor.</i>

He still just doesn't get why they had to go and rape that girl. If they had asked, he'd've given them the best durn blowjobs they ever had.

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Mahousu's avatar

I'm not seeing a problem here.

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