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I think this is the first stage. Next the NSA will be trying to make Congress jealous by being seen helping other hawt nations fight their terrorism.

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Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have worn these to that "BlueKhaki" party!

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I can't believe the Go-Pee'ers aren't holding hearings on this already. Plus hearings on whether the moon landing was faked and on a possible future scandal about Beyoncé hosting the Oscars <i>in Hollywood!</i>

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The Yemeni of my Yemeni is...

Oh, fuck it.

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No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Will McCants says it's crazy pants?

Color me convinced.

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I'll go check!

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