How bad are things out there this evening, terror-wise? Super bad! In Florida, there is an orange alligator loose. Who would make such a monster? No god we know, that is for sure. Not inAmerica. Also, in the most American fast food place (Baja Fresh) in some mall in some Arizona turd town, a gunman went nuts. Nobody knows what he wanted. More tacos? Probably more tacos.
Perhaps the gator is a genetic experiment gone wrong. Don't they always? The idea was to create an alligator that grows in its own taco sauce. After it has grown to term in 2 weeks, all you need to do is get the poor mutant to crawl into a meat grinder and BAM or SQUISH! Instant taco meat. No wonder this guy was shooting up Baja Fresh, he knew too much.
I remember when Chandler was a one-stop light cowtown crossroads with the Tex Ernhardt Ford dealership out in the middle of the cotton fields. And that ain't no bull...(that last bit is a mandatory Tex reference for old time Zonies)
Perhaps the gator is a genetic experiment gone wrong. Don't they always? The idea was to create an alligator that grows in its own taco sauce. After it has grown to term in 2 weeks, all you need to do is get the poor mutant to crawl into a meat grinder and BAM or SQUISH! Instant taco meat. No wonder this guy was shooting up Baja Fresh, he knew too much.
TACOS ARE ORANGE GATORS!!!!11!
Definitely green. Red and orange clash.
If you need a data point, I actually did have alligator sausage in New Orleans once, and it was served with a green pepper sauce. So go green!
What does that mean for pink tacos?
I remember when Chandler was a one-stop light cowtown crossroads with the Tex Ernhardt Ford dealership out in the middle of the cotton fields. And that ain't no bull...(that last bit is a mandatory Tex reference for old time Zonies)
The recent freeze has severely affected the Orange Alert crop.
He's the new Speaker of the Alligator House.
this is all because our taxes are too high.
I guess the threat level really is orange.
Nice to see both C-Span and TCM were showing people getting raped by rednecks.
that was in the OLD congress. now we're all supply side all the time.
I guess the truth hurts, even when expressed through snark.