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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Perhaps the gator is a genetic experiment gone wrong. Don't they always? The idea was to create an alligator that grows in its own taco sauce. After it has grown to term in 2 weeks, all you need to do is get the poor mutant to crawl into a meat grinder and BAM or SQUISH! Instant taco meat. No wonder this guy was shooting up Baja Fresh, he knew too much.

TACOS ARE ORANGE GATORS!!!!11!

Mahousu's avatar

Definitely green. Red and orange clash.

If you need a data point, I actually did have alligator sausage in New Orleans once, and it was served with a green pepper sauce. So go green!

PsycWench's avatar

What does that mean for pink tacos?

jqheywood's avatar

I remember when Chandler was a one-stop light cowtown crossroads with the Tex Ernhardt Ford dealership out in the middle of the cotton fields. And that ain't no bull...(that last bit is a mandatory Tex reference for old time Zonies)

Spurning Beer's avatar

The recent freeze has severely affected the Orange Alert crop.

PsycWench's avatar

He's the new Speaker of the Alligator House.

fuflans's avatar

this is all because our taxes are too high.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I guess the threat level really is orange.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Nice to see both C-Span and TCM were showing people getting raped by rednecks.

fuflans's avatar

that was in the OLD congress. now we're all supply side all the time.

PsycWench's avatar

I guess the truth hurts, even when expressed through snark.