Wonkbot Threat Level: Snowy, Fearful
It's a good thing America "calmed down" after the weekend massacres! Now we can get back to worrying about snow, dead animals everywhere, exploding BMWs around the Pentagon/CIA, flooding in Australia, and more massacres. The Terror Threat Alert Level is "super dooper high" and our guest presenter "The Snooki" was going to illustrate this with syphilis but instead we drew survey marks on her head and sent her to get a GED. Who wins? America wins! Also the Wonkbot has finally thrown out your teevee with all its vulgar garbage inside.
Remember the good old days of the Bush presidency? White House press secretary Ari Fleischer on 09/26/01 "... denounced Mr. Maher [Bill Maher, host of the late-night talk show "Politically Incorrect." who said that the hijackers were not cowards but that it was cowardly for the United States to launch cruise missiles on targets thousands of miles away], saying of news organizations, and all Americans, that in times like these "people have to watch what they say and watch what they do."
Ah, good times.
From the NY Times on the 10th: <i>&ldquo;At a time like this,&rdquo; Mr. Fleischer said, &ldquo;what the nation wants more than anything else is for people to rise above the nonsense and the politics and to be gracious. There&rsquo;s nothing like letting people see your heart, your emotion. Facebook and Twitter don&rsquo;t convey emotion.&rdquo; </i>
He was one gracious son-of-a-bitch.
isn&#039;t anybody on the michael jackson beat?