Terrorists Identified as Terrorist 'Historians' In Replica of 1776 American Submarine
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The frightful appearance of an ominous submersible in the dark waters off Red Hook have been ascribed to a mysterious visit by sinister historians and their Revolutionary War replica of the 1776 "American Turtle" one-man,hand-propelled submarine. Discombobulated harbor policemen arrested the pilot and his two companions, who were accompanying the Turtle in a rubber boat. All will be charged with attempting to blow up the Queen Mary II and shall be promptly executed by Her Majesty's forces in occupied New York.
Terrorists Identified as Terrorist 'Historians' In Replica of 1776 American Submarine
Terrorists Identified as Terrorist…
Terrorists Identified as Terrorist 'Historians' In Replica of 1776 American Submarine
The frightful appearance of an ominous submersible in the dark waters off Red Hook have been ascribed to a mysterious visit by sinister historians and their Revolutionary War replica of the 1776 "American Turtle" one-man,hand-propelled submarine. Discombobulated harbor policemen arrested the pilot and his two companions, who were accompanying the Turtle in a rubber boat. All will be charged with attempting to blow up the Queen Mary II and shall be promptly executed by Her Majesty's forces in occupied New York.