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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Perry and Mittens were walking down the street one day and they saw a dog licking his own balls. Mittens nudged Perry and said, "don't you wish you could do that?"

Perry replied, "don't you think he'd bite you?"

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I always like this design for the rebuild: <a href="http://www.pages.drexel.edu..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~ina22/WTC-redesign.g...">http://www.pages.drexel.edu...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Word from the Insurance Underground: ALL dogs are lab mixes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suspect my cat is trying to kill me. Does that count as terrorism?

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Damn ... now I got tears in my eyes and can't read the rest of the comments!

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3,000 people ... that's, like, almost a month's worth of traffic accidents! No wonder people went apeshit and spent a trillion dollars!

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I didn't think butterflies ever got to voting age. Ya learn somethin' ever' day.

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Send the litte fucker to Gitmo, and they'll find out within 48 months. Cats hate water, you know what I'm sayin'?

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They're great at protecting your back yard from deer, too, also: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmOMA6CqL68">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

102415's avatar

Grrrrrrrr. Woof! Woof!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

It smells like up dog in here.

chascates's avatar

How many Americans die from lack of proper medical care, insufficient nutrition, or dangerous Chinese imports? Freedom <i>does</i> come at a price.