Either we are doing a TERRIFIC job keeping those terrorists away, ha ha, OR we are not spending nearly enough money on the real threats in this country. It sounds like maybe it is the latter, because people are just dropping dead everywhere, from things like "dog bites," instead of at the hands of evil terrorists.
Perry and Mittens were walking down the street one day and they saw a dog licking his own balls. Mittens nudged Perry and said, "don't you wish you could do that?"
Perry replied, "don't you think he'd bite you?"
3,000 people ... that's, like, almost a month's worth of traffic accidents! No wonder people went apeshit and spent a trillion dollars!
How many Americans die from lack of proper medical care, insufficient nutrition, or dangerous Chinese imports? Freedom <i>does</i> come at a price.
Perry and Mittens were walking down the street one day and they saw a dog licking his own balls. Mittens nudged Perry and said, &quot;don&#039;t you wish you could do that?&quot;
Perry replied, &quot;don&#039;t you think he&#039;d bite you?&quot;
I always like this design for the rebuild: <a href="http://www.pages.drexel.edu..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~ina22/WTC-redesign.g...">http://www.pages.drexel.edu...
Word from the Insurance Underground: ALL dogs are lab mixes.
I suspect my cat is trying to kill me. Does that count as terrorism?
Damn ... now I got tears in my eyes and can&#039;t read the rest of the comments!
3,000 people ... that&#039;s, like, almost a month&#039;s worth of traffic accidents! No wonder people went apeshit and spent a trillion dollars!
Urf! Urf!
They&#039;re sort of the redneck assholes of the dog world.
I didn&#039;t think butterflies ever got to voting age. Ya learn somethin&#039; ever&#039; day.
And you have a problem with this because...?
Send the litte fucker to Gitmo, and they&#039;ll find out within 48 months. Cats hate water, you know what I&#039;m sayin&#039;?
They&#039;re great at protecting your back yard from deer, too, also: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmOMA6CqL68">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Grrrrrrrr. Woof! Woof!
It smells like up dog in here.
How many Americans die from lack of proper medical care, insufficient nutrition, or dangerous Chinese imports? Freedom <i>does</i> come at a price.