Eerily enough, I was just playing the new Mortal Kombat. Number of kids (or adults!) who can pull out a man's still-beating heart -- 0. Number of kids who can fire a gun -- too damn many. Guess which is considered a threat to minors?
Well, what if the terrists attacked? Muslin, nazi, atheistic, homosexualist, soshulistical terrists? Huh? What then? Well, let me tell you, he'd be ready.
Don't {learn to) read; reload!
I'm thinking vasectomy.
But who are we to snark at this time of highly predictable tragedy?
Eerily enough, I was just playing the new Mortal Kombat. Number of kids (or adults!) who can pull out a man's still-beating heart -- 0. Number of kids who can fire a gun -- too damn many. Guess which is considered a threat to minors?
Thank God he didn't bring fingernail clippers to school. He'd do 2 months in an alternative school for that.
to be fair, you never know when someone might raise your taxes in kindergarten.
There is nothing funny about this situation.
Aww fuck it...yeah there is. I LMAO at this comment.
I'm thinking a marketing link between the Darwin Awards and the NRA would be effective.
Well, what if the terrists attacked? Muslin, nazi, atheistic, homosexualist, soshulistical terrists? Huh? What then? Well, let me tell you, he'd be ready.
Every morning at the breakfast table I'm sure dad tells his kids "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition."