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Don't {learn to) read; reload!

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I'm thinking vasectomy.

But who are we to snark at this time of highly predictable tragedy?

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Eerily enough, I was just playing the new Mortal Kombat. Number of kids (or adults!) who can pull out a man's still-beating heart -- 0. Number of kids who can fire a gun -- too damn many. Guess which is considered a threat to minors?

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Thank God he didn't bring fingernail clippers to school. He'd do 2 months in an alternative school for that.

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to be fair, you never know when someone might raise your taxes in kindergarten.

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There is nothing funny about this situation.

Aww fuck it...yeah there is. I LMAO at this comment.

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I'm thinking a marketing link between the Darwin Awards and the NRA would be effective.

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Well, what if the terrists attacked? Muslin, nazi, atheistic, homosexualist, soshulistical terrists? Huh? What then? Well, let me tell you, he'd be ready.

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Every morning at the breakfast table I'm sure dad tells his kids "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition."

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