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Fartknocker's avatar

Stupid Trump. If he would have just issued some delays he could have gotten off for free by purchasing one of those magic, zero energy servers from Ken Paxton, the current AG who is also being investigated by the SEC and is about have a criminal trial in Collin County for financial fraud.

But it's OK, he still has one more appeal to the Texas Supreme Court and I'm pretty sure ol Judge Nathan Hecht can find a way help Kenny out.http://politics.blog.mystat...

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Fraud Investigators Hate This One Weird Trick!

Firefly 2016! Re-engreaten Freedonia!

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chascates's avatar

I'll give you Trump's business secrets for nothing.1. Inherit a lot of money2. Use your family name to fleece money out of investors3. Offer 1/3 of what you owe someone or tell them they can sue you4. Sue them instead5. Lie your fucking ass off

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Beats Fuck, Marry, or Kill, I guess.

Firefly 2016! Re-engreaten Freedonia!

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Axomamma's avatar

I stick with the tried and true - tangarine-hued short-fingered vulgarian.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And people STILL support him. SMH.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Is the cover the naked Trump picture that's been floating around?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

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RogationDays's avatar

Abbott is WORSE than George Bush...I hate him almost at the level I hate Reagan. Fucking douchebag is putting Texas even further in the toilet. Fuck him, that pompous blowhard who hates women and minorities and poor people.

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CATMAN's avatar

You forgot :Screw your investors by using bankruptcy laws

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JohnC44's avatar

Not to mention:

7. Use eminent domain to steal houses from little old ladies to assure adequate limousine parking.

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CATMAN's avatar

Trump has more people whoring for him than even the most successful pimp could ever dream of

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CATMAN's avatar

Is the German edition titled: Trump- Mein Kampf

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

No one ever said Texans are smart. This is why they need us Northerners to come down here and run shit for them.

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Querolous's avatar

And a mere 24,112.99 Quid. (At current £/$ rates)

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Querolous's avatar

If we can find a good Full-Frummert and an Overblat.

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