Texas is pulling out all the stops to make sure the gay-marrieds are completely unable to mess with Texas, right up until June, when the Supreme Court is probably going to mess with Texas in such a gay way that they'll be walking funny for days. Today's Texan hero is Attorney General Ken Paxton,
“This lawsuit is about defending the sovereignty of our state the ability of our state to be a boil on the ass of America, and we will continue to protect Texas from the unlawful overreach lancing of that boil by the federal government,” Paxton said
Are we really going to divide ourselves between shithole states and not shithole states? Another of these States are trying to enact the Articles of Confederation again? We already had a war to decide it; not to mention a Constitutional Convention. Goddamn it isn't settled! Isn't it? Goddamnit. It never ends?
That's a bridge too far....Ted Cruz has the most punchable mug in the Universe, bar none. Now I'll admit Ken Paxton has a VERY punchable mug, he looks all mushy and jowly like punching him in the face wouldn't even hurt the hand but like Tom Cotton found out to his sadness- Cruz has an equally annoying voice that makes his smugness even more rage inducing.
With the level of learnin' and readin' in Texas, I'm surprised they can read any of it.
Ah, girly bits.
That the requires the ability to read
Unexpected reach-arounds, however, are a-ok.
They use the picture book version. Dr. Seuss's Horton Fears a Homo.
This tells you all you need to know about Texas Republicans. They are suing for the ability to be even less compassionate.
Was that Ken Paxton or Ken Cuccinelli?
Doesn't it get kind of messy, standing athwart the homosexual deluge...
He can so suck a bag of dicks!
http://dicksbymail.com/ https://www.youtube.com/wat...
With the exception of IQ's
“This lawsuit is about defending the sovereignty of our state the ability of our state to be a boil on the ass of America, and we will continue to protect Texas from the unlawful overreach lancing of that boil by the federal government,” Paxton said
or "I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!" (an actual Dr. Seuss title)
Are we really going to divide ourselves between shithole states and not shithole states? Another of these States are trying to enact the Articles of Confederation again? We already had a war to decide it; not to mention a Constitutional Convention. Goddamn it isn't settled! Isn't it? Goddamnit. It never ends?
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That's a bridge too far....Ted Cruz has the most punchable mug in the Universe, bar none. Now I'll admit Ken Paxton has a VERY punchable mug, he looks all mushy and jowly like punching him in the face wouldn't even hurt the hand but like Tom Cotton found out to his sadness- Cruz has an equally annoying voice that makes his smugness even more rage inducing.
I bet both Ken's are as anatomically correct as Barbie's special guy.