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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

how about an original production? doesn't the bible contain enough material? too inappropriate? nvmnd then.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Because ninety percent of Evangelical Christianity is appropriating pop culture

Wintercat's avatar

A pas de trois in an act, "Lot and his Daughters"?

Ew.

Yeah, that book is pretty raunchy, isn't it.

City of H8's avatar

All the restrictions in Leviticus set to a bouncy, upbeat show tune would be amazing. (backup singers: "Abomination!")

demodocus's avatar

Just figured it'd be either modified or abridged a bit.

cateck's avatar

I'm sure it will be a "junior" edition for schools.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and they suck so very hard at doing it in the vast majority of cases

toughsister's avatar

The words "Texas church" say it all.

SocialDistanced's avatar

"(Beat box noises)...break down!"

LifelongLurker's avatar

You haven't truly died inside until you've worn a woolen headpiece onstage while joining a rendition of the Little Mermaid's "Under the Sea" as "Feeding my Sheep".

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

Eh - but we're not mean to them. We slap on a little rouge, break out the feathered boas and well-broken-in character shoes, and do a few snappy numbers to snap 'em out of it!

WeaselPoo's avatar

Ahhemmm....Because Copyright Laws Exist And Also Fucketh Thee.Your'e welcome.

SterWonk's avatar

And there is some relationship between The Mouse and Hamilton; it was (is?) available to stream on Disney+.

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Christ, this is worse than the production of Rent that cut every drug and AIDS reference.

demodocus's avatar

True. That might worse for them then getting smacked though, lol.

demodocus's avatar

possibly a womanizer & manizer, lol