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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

how about an original production? doesn't the bible contain enough material? too inappropriate? nvmnd then.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Because ninety percent of Evangelical Christianity is appropriating pop culture

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Wintercat's avatar

A pas de trois in an act, "Lot and his Daughters"?

Ew.

Yeah, that book is pretty raunchy, isn't it.

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City of H8's avatar

All the restrictions in Leviticus set to a bouncy, upbeat show tune would be amazing. (backup singers: "Abomination!")

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demodocus's avatar

Just figured it'd be either modified or abridged a bit.

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cateck's avatar

I'm sure it will be a "junior" edition for schools.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and they suck so very hard at doing it in the vast majority of cases

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toughsister's avatar

The words "Texas church" say it all.

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SocialDistanced's avatar

"(Beat box noises)...break down!"

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LifelongLurker's avatar

You haven't truly died inside until you've worn a woolen headpiece onstage while joining a rendition of the Little Mermaid's "Under the Sea" as "Feeding my Sheep".

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Aunt PithyPat's avatar

Eh - but we're not mean to them. We slap on a little rouge, break out the feathered boas and well-broken-in character shoes, and do a few snappy numbers to snap 'em out of it!

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WeaselPoo's avatar

Ahhemmm....Because Copyright Laws Exist And Also Fucketh Thee.Your'e welcome.

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SterWonk's avatar

And there is some relationship between The Mouse and Hamilton; it was (is?) available to stream on Disney+.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Christ, this is worse than the production of Rent that cut every drug and AIDS reference.

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demodocus's avatar

True. That might worse for them then getting smacked though, lol.

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demodocus's avatar

possibly a womanizer & manizer, lol

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