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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I threw a pistol-polishing party for myself, just picturing this.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I did, but it's buried somewhere by now.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And they were all wearing ladylike kelly green outfits that hid their knees.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, that was mt first reaction. What the fuck is a picture of Nick Cage doing on this story?

bobbert's avatar

Don't forget to include the lemonade with proprietary ingredients.

bobbert's avatar

Or, in this guy's case, live off the government teat for your whole life.

bobbert's avatar

Imma steal "infrastructure fairy".

TundraGrifter's avatar

wsr:

Had to think about that one for a moment - then it went off.

Nice.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Jukes: Always nice to hear from you - things are just too quiet when you take time off.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Was the Corrections Corporation of America the private prison enterprise that wrote Arizona's anti-immigrant law?

WishingIWereThere's avatar

I can't be the only one with an unscrubbed mind such that <i>Purse Parties</i> sounds like some double entendré for a Laydeez-Only party at which catalogues of sex toys are gleefully handed about - am I?

SullivanSt's avatar

And those purse parties would <em>totally</em> work without public highways.

SullivanSt's avatar

Get that link over to Wonkville at once!

chascates's avatar

Oh yeah? Well what about Jesus, huh? Bet you Pete Olson can't do anything without the help of his lord and savior.