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I threw a pistol-polishing party for myself, just picturing this.

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I did, but it's buried somewhere by now.

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And they were all wearing ladylike kelly green outfits that hid their knees.

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Yeah, that was mt first reaction. What the fuck is a picture of Nick Cage doing on this story?

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Don't forget to include the lemonade with proprietary ingredients.

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Pursey parties.

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Or, in this guy's case, live off the government teat for your whole life.

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Imma steal "infrastructure fairy".

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wsr:

Had to think about that one for a moment - then it went off.

Nice.

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Jukes: Always nice to hear from you - things are just too quiet when you take time off.

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Was the Corrections Corporation of America the private prison enterprise that wrote Arizona's anti-immigrant law?

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I can't be the only one with an unscrubbed mind such that <i>Purse Parties</i> sounds like some double entendré for a Laydeez-Only party at which catalogues of sex toys are gleefully handed about - am I?

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And those purse parties would <em>totally</em> work without public highways.

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Get that link over to Wonkville at once!

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Nick Cage libel!

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Oh yeah? Well what about Jesus, huh? Bet you Pete Olson can't do anything without the help of his lord and savior.

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