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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Well it's forty below And I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I used to have a Randy Weber. Damned thing was always dry humping the patio furniture or sticking its smoker in the pool filter. Eventually I had to sell it on Craigslist before it shot its hot ash all over the flower bed or knocked up the family dog when we let her outside unsupervised...

The Quirk's avatar

Four legs good, two legs bad!

The Quirk's avatar

I've read letters to the editor that say just that, so it must be true.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

it ain't sodomy if it's yer own hand!

malsperanza's avatar

Alls I can say is, it's a damn lucky thing we have the Articles of Confederation to keep the federal government weak and preserve states rights. Just think what might have happened if we had ended up with that horrible Constitution instead!

bobbert's avatar

Now, <i>that's</i> a tautology.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Two dicks or no dicks, bad. One dick, good. One dick and eight or more titties, awesome.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Any more than <strike>you can count on</strike> a handful <strike>of fingers</strike> is wasted.

Lot_49's avatar

You don't get hair like <a href="https:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-1cOtYNA11Jo\/Tjlxy1qgEdI\/AAAAAAAAEhs\/a_70k4qddzM\/s640\/rickperryaggie.jpg" target="_blank">that</a> wearing a football helmet.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Is he calling the bill "Dred Scott 2014"?