Marriage is the most sacred institution of all the institutions ever instituted by god and America’s Founder Jesus “Whitey” Christ exactly 6,000 years ago. Unfortunately, members of the Grand Old Party are looking to limit the federal government’s recognition of some marriages, specifically those that involve an excessive number of dicks and those that contain no dicks at all.
I used to have a Randy Weber. Damned thing was always dry humping the patio furniture or sticking its smoker in the pool filter. Eventually I had to sell it on Craigslist before it shot its hot ash all over the flower bed or knocked up the family dog when we let her outside unsupervised...
Alls I can say is, it's a damn lucky thing we have the Articles of Confederation to keep the federal government weak and preserve states rights. Just think what might have happened if we had ended up with that horrible Constitution instead!
You don&#039;t get hair like <a href="https:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-1cOtYNA11Jo\/Tjlxy1qgEdI\/AAAAAAAAEhs\/a_70k4qddzM\/s640\/rickperryaggie.jpg" target="_blank">that</a> wearing a football helmet.
Well it&#039;s forty below And I don&#039;t give a fuck Got a heater in my truck And I&#039;m off to the rodeo
I used to have a Randy Weber. Damned thing was always dry humping the patio furniture or sticking its smoker in the pool filter. Eventually I had to sell it on Craigslist before it shot its hot ash all over the flower bed or knocked up the family dog when we let her outside unsupervised...
Four legs good, two legs bad!
I&#039;ve read letters to the editor that say just that, so it must be true.
it ain&#039;t sodomy if it&#039;s yer own hand!
Alls I can say is, it&#039;s a damn lucky thing we have the Articles of Confederation to keep the federal government weak and preserve states rights. Just think what might have happened if we had ended up with that horrible Constitution instead!
Now, <i>that&#039;s</i> a tautology.
Two dicks or no dicks, bad. One dick, good. One dick and eight or more titties, awesome.
Any more than <strike>you can count on</strike> a handful <strike>of fingers</strike> is wasted.
You don&#039;t get hair like <a href="https:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-1cOtYNA11Jo\/Tjlxy1qgEdI\/AAAAAAAAEhs\/a_70k4qddzM\/s640\/rickperryaggie.jpg" target="_blank">that</a> wearing a football helmet.
the stoners?
Chris Christie?
needs moar clean coal
Dick Dynasty
Is he calling the bill &quot;Dred Scott 2014&quot;?
Some pig!