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Jared James's avatar

Lack of science literacy leaves them with precious resources of panic and doubletalk left completely untapped.

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Jared James's avatar

Only closely-held spambots have sincerely-held religious beliefs.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Spam! Wonderful Spam!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

He really needs to just tell them NOT to play in the road. Problem solved.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Victiming is the 'Murrican way, going all the way back to those Taliban with the buckles on their hats.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

First they came for the spambots...

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

There's so much derp in Tejas that no single individual could ever hope to represent it all.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They don't want anyone to expose all of their tricks.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

If this is the replacement panic now that Ebola has played out, I have to say they need to try harder.

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schmannity's avatar

Don't call them a Do Nothing Congress. They are the Do Something About Nothing Congress.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well, there's Wonkette, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Spambots are people, too . . . My only friends are spambots.

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The Quirk's avatar

WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE SPAMBOTS?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Actually Wonkette has now integrated more spam

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What? Spambots wouldn't talk to Mitt, too boring.

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