It must be difficult to live in a world where dark conspiracies are always seeking to destroy America and crush freedom. And lord knows, Our Government has certainly done some seriously nasty stuff! The thing is -- and we're only telling you this because we think you can handle it -- not everything the government does is aimed at stifling dissent! No, really!
Lack of science literacy leaves them with precious resources of panic and doubletalk left completely untapped.
Only closely-held spambots have sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Spam! Wonderful Spam!
He really needs to just tell them NOT to play in the road. Problem solved.
Arson?
Victiming is the 'Murrican way, going all the way back to those Taliban with the buckles on their hats.
First they came for the spambots...
There's so much derp in Tejas that no single individual could ever hope to represent it all.
They don't want anyone to expose all of their tricks.
If this is the replacement panic now that Ebola has played out, I have to say they need to try harder.
Don't call them a Do Nothing Congress. They are the Do Something About Nothing Congress.
Well, there's Wonkette, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Spambots are people, too . . . My only friends are spambots.
WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE SPAMBOTS?
Actually Wonkette has now integrated more spam
What? Spambots wouldn't talk to Mitt, too boring.