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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And they start drawing those district lines.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Happens in NYC, too -- you just have to let Darwinian selection take its course.

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Dylan Black's avatar

This is why its so important for NASA to do that asteroid capture mission; hurling giant rocks from space at Texas will have much the same effect as a nuke kinetically without all that pesky fallout.

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PubOption's avatar

The elephants in Rhodesia were not a political party.

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fuflans's avatar

now i need to watch 'inglorious bastards'.

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fuflans's avatar

i have zero confidence that the good people of NC will turf him out - or they'll elect an equally offensive asshat.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Texas, it's like a whole other outhouse.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ah Texas, where the sheep roll their eyes in disgust with intellectual superiority over the human population.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...if Texas was anymore racist it should change its name to Florida!

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If you promote it as a historical re-creation, maybe they'll bring out the firehoses, for that old-timey vibe. And you just know they've still got the dogs.

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