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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And they start drawing those district lines.

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Happens in NYC, too -- you just have to let Darwinian selection take its course.

Dylan Black's avatar

This is why its so important for NASA to do that asteroid capture mission; hurling giant rocks from space at Texas will have much the same effect as a nuke kinetically without all that pesky fallout.

PubOption's avatar

The elephants in Rhodesia were not a political party.

fuflans's avatar

now i need to watch 'inglorious bastards'.

fuflans's avatar

i have zero confidence that the good people of NC will turf him out - or they'll elect an equally offensive asshat.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Texas, it's like a whole other outhouse.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ah Texas, where the sheep roll their eyes in disgust with intellectual superiority over the human population.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...if Texas was anymore racist it should change its name to Florida!

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If you promote it as a historical re-creation, maybe they'll bring out the firehoses, for that old-timey vibe. And you just know they've still got the dogs.