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It's become a competition between politicians to see who can say the most offensive thing and get props for it. What a douchenozzle.

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I assumed it was a follow on to "A Idiot". Which this guy also is.

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given that Railroad Commissioner is the only thing standing between you and another fertilizer plant explosion, choose wisely...

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To be honest, you don't really want to know.

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Jesus Christ, this guy. Someone call the factory that makes lightly salted rat dicks, because we are going to need everything they've got.

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Whoa, that guy looks exactly like a caricature of a terrible shitgoblin of a person.

Sometimes it's nice to know that the awfulness on the inside totally color-coordinates with their outside.

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I think two C cells is what the Jade Rabbit runs on

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Oh you have one of those too? I have the waterproof one with the pearls in the base. I love... wait, damn. That wasn't what you meant , was it ?

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Thank you. That's a brillant image. Perhaps someone can make posters with this on it on behalf of his opponent.

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but does it send you to the moon?

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He has a pretty shitty mustache to boot.

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so he's really a republican who just wants to avoid a primary fight- that explains everything...

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When does Ted Nugent start campaigning for him?

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Deserves a cockpunch w/ an actual cock. Up the ass, unlubricated.

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The eyes say Serious Alcoholic.

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Is he a part of the exciting George P. Bush Texas future?

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