There is a Democrat running for District Attorney in Harris County, Texas, and he is kind of a dick! Not only is he kind of a dick, but we would go so far as to say he is NOT A ALLY!
Oh you have one of those too? I have the waterproof one with the pearls in the base. I love... wait, damn. That wasn't what you meant , was it ?
It's become a competition between politicians to see who can say the most offensive thing and get props for it. What a douchenozzle.
I assumed it was a follow on to "A Idiot". Which this guy also is.
given that Railroad Commissioner is the only thing standing between you and another fertilizer plant explosion, choose wisely...
To be honest, you don't really want to know.
Jesus Christ, this guy. Someone call the factory that makes lightly salted rat dicks, because we are going to need everything they've got.
Whoa, that guy looks exactly like a caricature of a terrible shitgoblin of a person.
Sometimes it's nice to know that the awfulness on the inside totally color-coordinates with their outside.
I think two C cells is what the Jade Rabbit runs on
Oh you have one of those too? I have the waterproof one with the pearls in the base. I love... wait, damn. That wasn't what you meant , was it ?
Thank you. That's a brillant image. Perhaps someone can make posters with this on it on behalf of his opponent.
but does it send you to the moon?
He has a pretty shitty mustache to boot.
so he's really a republican who just wants to avoid a primary fight- that explains everything...
When does Ted Nugent start campaigning for him?
Deserves a cockpunch w/ an actual cock. Up the ass, unlubricated.
The eyes say Serious Alcoholic.
Is he a part of the exciting George P. Bush Texas future?