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Mariah's avatar

I'm going to guess they aren't trying to get everyone to read the Book of Common Prayer, arguably the other most-read book in the English language for the last 500 years and nearly equally influential to literature. While Sunday readings of the Bible fluctuated (a new reading per week outside of some quotes used in the BCP), the BCP mass would have been the most constant poetry an English speaker would ever hear, literally teh same liturgy nearly every week.

I'd love to see those Baptists and holy-rollers argue why not Anglican poetry.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

And Tennessee Tech has some grooming with their support of Pink Slime journalism!

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Vincent's avatar

You know another major figure from the Bible who also has no historical references? That Jewish guy from Nazerath.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

It’s kinda weird that the Romans (who were pretty good at writing shit down) never bothered documenting any of that stuff, starting with the whole “literally everyone in the Roman world had to go back to their birthplace for a census”

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CzechJournalists's avatar

I don't think any discussion about the biblical account of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego can be complete without also including the sacred lyrics of the Beastie Boys.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Patches does not appear to be doing much Bible study. Patches appears to be simply sleeping in the sun.

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Internet Personae's avatar

It’s Roamin’ Cathaulitism -

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Yo dipshit GQPers - the bible was written by (((JOOS))) who didn't even speak English!

Definitely not "American" literature.

Also too notice how USA comes after GQP? Telling, isn't it?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We just saw "Cool Hand Luke," I mention the Christ imagery. I have selections from Twain's "Huckleberry Finn" and Hesse's "Demian" in which characters deconstruct Bible stories. I present the stories as a basis for discussion of the deconstruction.

I am always careful to stress we are discussing these as stories, not as something to believe or not believe.

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Jewel Heldman's avatar

My son took a high school course that explored religious themes in literature and movies. After they watched "Cool Hand Luke" his teacher complained he was disrespectful. We had a conference call with the teacher and the guidance counselor where I suggested showing "Cool Hand Luke" to teenagers might spawn disrespect for authority. The guidance counselor then said, " What we've got here is a failure to communicate." Everyone laughed and the call was over.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Beautiful!

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

A lot of the stories from the canon of English Literature are Bible based.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I just finished Aldous Huxley’s “Eyeless in Gaza,” case in point.

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James Baskin's avatar

Ummmm.,. GOP and USA are not words. They are acronyms.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

I know I never gopped!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Initialisms," actually. An "acronym" spells out as a word. "NASA" and "Reforger" ("REturn of FORces to GERmany") are acronyms.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Perhaps more precisely, an acronym is a sequence of letters pronounceable as if it were a word in the language of the word sequence it represents. It may not have spelled a word before it existed as an acronym.

However, it is becoming quite common for people to use 'acronym' for unpronounceable initialisms, so the drifting of language persists.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Didn't they put anything in the Homeland Security Act about declaring a state a rogue state and the feds stepping in and taking control?

I mean, if it's there, it was put in so the assholes could shit on the blue states, but this does seem to be a legitimate need.

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Werewolf's avatar

Will the new Texas curriculum talk about how Puritan Massachusetts and Catholic Maryland both banned Jews from public office until the Constitution said that they couldn’t?

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

No. Just how sweet and pure is The Lamb.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

And Rhode Island was the only place where religion didn't reign?

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JCfromNC's avatar

// Like, apart from the chairman of the State Board of Education, Aaron Kinsey, who said, “You have a chairman who will fight for these three-letter words: G-O-D, G-O-P and U-S-A.” //

Two of which aren't actual words, and if that doesn't encapsulate Republican attitudes towards education I don't know what does.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

He forgot G-U-N-S.

For the school shootings that happen way too often

Fuck your thoughts and prayers

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Looks like the State Board of Education isn’t interested in teaching atheists, Democrats or non citizens.

This clown ought to be shitcanned

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Thanks

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SchrodingersCat's avatar

I'm considering Mint Mobile. Any feedback?

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maureenc's avatar

It's fine

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

T-Mobile is in the process of acquiring them. Who knows what they'll do to it.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Alex Jones needs your emotional support.

https://x.com/gc22gc/status/1797052310675472407

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

How about an emotional support plant?

I suggest a gympie-gympie.

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BlueSpot's avatar

I fart in his specific direction. That's all the fucks I have for him. He just needs to fuck of and die.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

can I send him an emotional support shit?

cause that's all I have to give.

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lmurr's avatar

They laugh at the people that listen to this shit and then send them money.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Looks like it's gonna rain every f'in day I'm in Montreal. At least we're in a covered area, not the uncovered grandstands. Stupid fucking Quebec. Can't trust it.

Still, should make qualifying interesting on Saturday. And the race.

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oblivias's avatar

It's gonna rain half the time I'm in Strasbourg. Gotta put umbrella on my packing list.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

ohhh.

how to drive fast in the rain.

off to the net to find the next movie to watch.

edit to add, keep yer camera dry

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"The Art Of Racing In The Rain" is an excellent book if you like dogs and racing, and I like both.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

dogs and going fast?

what's not to like.

(my cats are intervening here and saying fuck the rain, that sucks and is cold.

they are mostly strays I've adopted)

I'm an old stagehand, setting up in the rain or breaking the stage in the rain is par for the course.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Smart to get in the covered area, rain or shine.

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